Okay, the jobs are still not official as of yet. Eponine, sweetie, do you want to be my personal assistant? The majority of your job WILL be to make me brownies... and order my pizza, make sure my Ben and Jerry's is always stocked up. Simple stuff, really.
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin