Baby mania hits.....the babies!
Baby mania hits.....the babies!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1Baby mania hits.....the babies!
Posted: 2/15/09 at 2:24pm
Via Nerve.com:
It's all over the news today that two British kids, 13-year-old Alfie Pattman and 15-year-old Chantelle Steadman, have made a kid of their own, Maisie Roxanne.
Wee Alfie is only four feet tall, his voice hasn't even changed yet, and he doesn't know what the word "financially" means. It gets more depressing-- won't you join us after the jump?
Chantelle hid her pregnancy from her mom until she noticed the protruding tummy, reports the Sun. Mum Penny couldn't have been too surprised, though, as she allowed the two to sleep together in Chantelle's bedroom. Alfie even kept a school uniform at his lady friend's place, so he could go right to school from there. Penny and husband Steve are on the dole, by the way, aka welfare.
Borstal sez: Well, of course. I mean when you've got this kind of smokin' sexiness goin' on...
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#2re: Baby mania hits.....the babies!
Posted: 2/15/09 at 2:26pm
Not sure whats more sad. The fact that a 13 year old kid is a father or that he is demanding a paternity test.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1145845/I-DNA-test-says-Alfie-teenagers-claim-father.html
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#2re: Baby mania hits.....the babies!
Posted: 2/15/09 at 2:29pmNOTHING's hotter than a 15 year-old who looks like she's 22 doing the nasty with a 13 year-old who looks like he's 7.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#3re: Baby mania hits.....the babies!
Posted: 2/15/09 at 3:14pmAll I can say is that I feel very sorry for all the infertile couples in the world who would love to nurture and raise just ONE child. Between the octuplets and little Maisie, the reckless procreation going on at the moment, by people who plan to keep the babies with nary a care as to how to care for or support them, must make it all very hard to bear.
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StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
Madcap Maisie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/08
#5re: Baby mania hits.....the babies!
Posted: 2/15/09 at 3:19pm
I saw 'Maisie' in floats' post and got confused for a moment.
"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."
Updated On: 6/12/20 at 03:19 PM
#6re: Baby mania hits.....the babies!
Posted: 2/15/09 at 5:24pm
She apparently had several teenage lovers around the same time. Father could be one of three identified so far.
Bein' talked about here, too
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