Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
#1Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 3:57pm
A site created by Obama supporters. Just click on the big statement.
Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
#2re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 3:59pm
How odd.
I want to add this:
Barak Obama fudged his facts about troop support in Iraq.
#2re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 4:00pm
Another: Is Barack Obama the Messiah?
Is Barack Obama the Messiah?
#4re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 4:04pm
Two of my favorites:
Barack Obama thinks you are cute.
and
Barack Obama came to see your play.
#5re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 4:04pmEvery time I think I'm going to switch my vote to Clinton, the bashing of Obama supporters makes me want to vote for him.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#6re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 4:06pmYou should vote for whom you think is better qualified, anyway.
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#7re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 4:07pm
I know. But I think they are both equally qualified.
So that makes it come down to the intangibles, like who I think has a better shot against McCain, etc.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#8re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 4:09pm
If Barak is the nominee, I'm writing in papa.
#9re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 4:24pm
Priest--this site was created by supporters!
I love these!
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Barack Obama folded your laundry.
Barack Obama added you as a friend.
Barack Obama laughed at your joke.
Barack Obama made up your bed.
#10re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 4:40pm
For the Avenue Q fans:
Barack Obama made you a mixtape
#11re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 6:23pmGod this is seriously scary. I know that a good deal of Obama's supporters are reasonable, pragmatic and intelligent people, but you can't deny that this idolatry is becoming ridiculous. It's like a damn cult. Well, here's hoping the spaceship arrives soon. Get your white sneakers ready.
#12re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 6:32pm
...It's like a slogan generator. Those have been online for years. You can insert Hillary Clinton into one as well and come up with just as weird statements:
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Hillary Clinton.
Feel The Raw Naked Hillary Clinton Of The Road.
The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Hillary Clinton.
Wanting life but never knowing how
#13re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 6:37pm
You honestly can't tell that this is parody, Hors? And most likely created by Hillary fans to mock Obama and his supporters.
Speacking of which, have we all seen Hillary's tantrum du jour? Personally I've had enough self righteous, reactionary leaders who flip out over anything said against them to last me a good lifetime and a half. And it doesn't help her image either. She stinks of desperation and irrationality. Not really qualities I look for in a leader.
#14re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 6:44pmAdd me to the group who thinks that it was probably meant as a joke. I can't see getting upset over it.
#15re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 7:03pm
Sorry, I wasn't clear there. Of course I understand that the site is a parody.
When i said "God this is seriously scary" I was referring to the Obama worship I encounter every day, not that specific site. It's reaching a fever pitch and I just don't get it.
#16re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 7:22pmThe house manager at my theatre just said to me, "you know, I honestly don't think I'm ready for a black president. I know it shouldn't mean anything. But I'm just worried that he'll try to give everything to his people." And you're scared?
#17re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 7:26pmAnd she said it with a straight face like it was a perfectly reasonable thing to say.
#18re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 7:40pm
I just talked to another person here who heard this woman say that. I told her I was stunned. This second woman said, "yeah, well I don't really go by that. He is half white, after all." as if that made the blackness okay.
Every day I get a little more understanding as to how Bush was elected to a second term. You shouldn't be afraid of the passion Obama Supporters have; but you should be afraid .
#19re: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 7:42pm
there are plenty of racist and misogynist people in this country. it's sad that it has to be an issue for anyone. either obama or clinton will make a difference for the country based on their not being yet another white man.
fortunately, this community has seemed to focus on the issues of each candidate and not their skin color or gender.
#20b. hussein sings the koran while willing the lame to walk
Posted: 2/23/08 at 8:17pmevery time i think i can vote for that colored fella i see another post by one of his supporters and think it'll be an insufferable world if he wins and it just re-affirms my faith in johnny mac. that and i want to watch them trying to cope with his loss. it'll be better than cops - stupid criminals edition.
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#21 Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 11:11pm
My new favorite:
Barack Obama gave you a puppy.
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#22 Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/23/08 at 11:28pmBarack Obama will award Heath Ledger an honorary OSCAR.
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#23 Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Posted: 2/24/08 at 9:49amI think it would be nice to have a president people loved again.
#24b. hussein will make america popular again with the islamists
Posted: 2/24/08 at 10:00amas a target.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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