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Beauty Pagent for Nuns


I'm not kidding
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#2

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns

It's like those kooky hot young priests calendars they sell all over Rome. (I'm not kidding either.)

So strange.
#3

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns

And yes, there is a "Swimsuit competition"

#4

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns

How long before network TV picks up on this?

"Bless Me Father, For I Am HOT!" coming to ABC this fall!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#5

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns

That Hot Priest calendar is more like lukewarm.

Updated On: 8/25/08 at 03:36 PM

#7

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Oh, I don't know, Joe. Wouldn't mind havin' some of those Padres feeding me their communion.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
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re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns

As Eric Burdon said "Spill the wine, take that priest..."
#9

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re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns

Well, lets look on the bright side. Maybe with beauty pageants, we can avoid ugly scenes like this.


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
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re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
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That's soo sad/funny... who is lame enough to have a nun/priest fetish... ewwww.
"There are only two worthwhile things to leave behind when we depart this world of ours: children and art." -Sunday In The Park With George
#13

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NILFs
and PILFs!

Love it!


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#14

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns

I can hear Bert Parks singing

"There She Is .....Mother Superior"

When I went to school,the sisters were no nonsense individuals. Take 100 of them with their rulers to Iraq & it would be over in a week.


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#15

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

Unfortunately, the pageant has been cancelled. And here I was looking forward to this new event. re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!


Nun Pageant Cancelled
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

Updated On: 8/27/08 at 11:48 AM

#16

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

Whos gonna break it to Sister Catherine who has been practicing her baton twirling for the talent competition?

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

Updated On: 8/27/08 at 11:55 AM

#17

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

Or Sister Marguerite, whose "What I Did For Love" is truly heavenly?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#18

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

Or Sister Patrice who has been practicing saying, "world peace" convincingly.
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
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re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

Or Sister Berthe who slept with the "head" judge.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

I have a feeling that Sister Berthe will be kept out of the loop!
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#22

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

When contacted Sister Agusta sighed a sigh of relief. For weeks she had obsessed over whether or not her man hands would be a liability.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#23

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!

Or Sister Bertrille who's been in training with Cirque du Soleil since Good Friday.
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