Beauty Pagent for Nuns

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:29pm

I'm not kidding

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:31pm

It's like those kooky hot young priests calendars they sell all over Rome. (I'm not kidding either.)

So strange.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:33pm

And yes, there is a "Swimsuit competition"

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:33pm

How long before network TV picks up on this?

"Bless Me Father, For I Am HOT!" coming to ABC this fall!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:36pm

That Hot Priest calendar is more like lukewarm.
Updated On: 8/25/08 at 03:36 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:37pm

The mormons are hotter.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:38pm

Oh, I don't know, Joe. Wouldn't mind havin' some of those Padres feeding me their communion.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:40pm

As Eric Burdon said "Spill the wine, take that priest..."

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:42pm

Well, lets look on the bright side. Maybe with beauty pageants, we can avoid ugly scenes like this.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:46pm

[myshikobit]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:58pm

That's soo sad/funny... who is lame enough to have a nun/priest fetish... ewwww.

[Kalimba]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 4:16pm

The picture of that nun is just so wrong!

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 4:45pm

NILFs
and PILFs!

Love it!

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/25/08 at 6:16pm

I can hear Bert Parks singing

"There She Is .....Mother Superior"

When I went to school,the sisters were no nonsense individuals. Take 100 of them with their rulers to Iraq & it would be over in a week.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 11:48am

Unfortunately, the pageant has been cancelled. And here I was looking forward to this new event.


Nun Pageant Cancelled

Updated On: 8/27/08 at 11:48 AM

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 11:55am

Whos gonna break it to Sister Catherine who has been practicing her baton twirling for the talent competition?

Updated On: 8/27/08 at 11:55 AM

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 11:58am

Or Sister Marguerite, whose "What I Did For Love" is truly heavenly?

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:04pm

Or Sister Patrice who has been practicing saying, "world peace" convincingly.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:11pm

Or Sister Berthe who slept with the "head" judge.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:14pm

I have a feeling that Sister Berthe will be kept out of the loop!

[nygrl23]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:27pm

Since I can't embed images like you cool kids...

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:33pm

When contacted Sister Agusta sighed a sigh of relief. For weeks she had obsessed over whether or not her man hands would be a liability.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 5:50pm

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 5:54pm

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/27/08 at 6:03pm

Or Sister Bertrille who's been in training with Cirque du Soleil since Good Friday.