Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:29pm
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#2re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:31pm
It's like those kooky hot young priests calendars they sell all over Rome. (I'm not kidding either.)
So strange.
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Joined: 12/31/69
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#3re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:33pm
How long before network TV picks up on this?
"Bless Me Father, For I Am HOT!" coming to ABC this fall!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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#4re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:36pm
That Hot Priest calendar is more like lukewarm.
Updated On: 8/25/08 at 03:36 PM
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#6re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:38pmOh, I don't know, Joe. Wouldn't mind havin' some of those Padres feeding me their communion.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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Joined: 12/31/69
#7re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:40pmAs Eric Burdon said "Spill the wine, take that priest..."
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#8re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:42pm
Well, lets look on the bright side. Maybe with beauty pageants, we can avoid ugly scenes like this.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#9re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:46pm
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#10re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 3:58pmThat's soo sad/funny... who is lame enough to have a nun/priest fetish... ewwww.
"There are only two worthwhile things to leave behind when we depart this world of ours: children and art."
-Sunday In The Park With George
#12re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 4:45pm
NILFs
and PILFs!
Love it!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#13re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns
Posted: 8/25/08 at 6:16pm
I can hear Bert Parks singing
"There She Is .....Mother Superior"
When I went to school,the sisters were no nonsense individuals. Take 100 of them with their rulers to Iraq & it would be over in a week.
Poster Emeritus
#14re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 11:48am
Unfortunately, the pageant has been cancelled. And here I was looking forward to this new event. 
Nun Pageant Cancelled
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Updated On: 8/27/08 at 11:48 AM
#15re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 11:55am
Whos gonna break it to Sister Catherine who has been practicing her baton twirling for the talent competition?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Updated On: 8/27/08 at 11:55 AM
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#16re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 11:58amOr Sister Marguerite, whose "What I Did For Love" is truly heavenly?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#17re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:04pmOr Sister Patrice who has been practicing saying, "world peace" convincingly.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#18re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:11pmOr Sister Berthe who slept with the "head" judge.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#19re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:14pmI have a feeling that Sister Berthe will be kept out of the loop!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
nygrl23
Broadway Star Joined: 4/18/07
#20re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:27pm
Since I can't embed images like you cool kids...
#21re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 12:33pmWhen contacted Sister Agusta sighed a sigh of relief. For weeks she had obsessed over whether or not her man hands would be a liability.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#22re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 5:50pm
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#23re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 5:54pm
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#24re: Beauty Pagent for Nuns - CANCELLED!!
Posted: 8/27/08 at 6:03pmOr Sister Bertrille who's been in training with Cirque du Soleil since Good Friday.
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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