Beauty Secrets Of The Too Rich

[Roscoe]

Beauty Secrets Of The Too Rich#1

Posted: 10/7/08 at 11:23am

Bird ****.
No, Really, This Is For Real---

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

[Mistress Overdone]

re: Beauty Secrets Of The Too Rich#2

Posted: 10/7/08 at 11:44am

Wow, that seems like a really good way to get some really nasty disease. Birds (wild ones) are pretty dirty animals. This sounds like an episode of House, MD just waiting to happen.

[Roscoe]

re: Beauty Secrets Of The Too Rich#2

Posted: 10/7/08 at 12:49pm

It just seemed to me like some ghastly joke that Ms. Beckham isn't in on, like she was too bitchy too often to the salon staff, who decided to get some handy revenge.

"Victoria, darling, here it is, exclusive. $250 Nightingale Excrement facials. Fabulous, your skin will never be the same."

I can't imagine submitting to this kind of thins, even if I had the money, without extensive documentation of the benefits of birdcrap, and absolute proof that it was in fact collected from nightingales and not some pigeons on the roof. And even then I wouldn't do it. Have all of her skincare options really been exhausted?

Not that I care, of course. I just found it hilarious.

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

Updated On: 10/7/08 at 12:49 PM