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#26

re: Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 2:26pm

Benny's Facebook photo from last Friday:

re: Ben Cohen

re: Ben Cohen

I call him "Benny." He calls me "Pally."

#27

re: Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 2:37pm

I call him "Sir". He calls me stuff I can't write here.

"I want a lap dance from an octopus."

-JG2

#28

re: Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 2:41pm

Is that an NHS body?

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

#29

I still prefer Sean Lamont

Posted: 10/22/09 at 3:25pm

It's a body fed on inedible British food. From his website:

"He... gets through a whole bottle of salad cream every week."

Think of the effect the E numbers must have on him.

#30

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 8:28pm

Ben Cohen

Eat your heart out, 2(x)ist.

"Hurry up and get into your conga clothes - we've got to do something to save this show!"

#31

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 8:31pm

Ben Cohen

I'll bet he's ticklish there...and there. And especially there.

"Hurry up and get into your conga clothes - we've got to do something to save this show!"

#32

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 11:43pm

^^ That's my favorite picture of him.

#33

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 11:46pm

Every picture of him is my favorite picture of him. Especially the Plaid Pajamas...

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Ben Cohen

Or are they shorts?

#34

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 11:49pm

I think they're pajamas - the kind that slip off really easily.

"Hurry up and get into your conga clothes - we've got to do something to save this show!"

#35

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 11:52pm

Here's another peek at the Plaid.

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#36

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/22/09 at 11:52pm

I love his eyes

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#37

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/23/09 at 12:13am

You mean these eyes?

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Updated On: 10/23/09 at 12:13 AM

#38

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/23/09 at 11:19am

Ben Cohen

The lastest notable Ben quote of this morning:

Q: There was a lot of media attention when it was announced that youÃ¢??d beaten David Beckham into first place in a Gay Times poll...

A: Yeah you know, I was happy with that. I am a big supporter of gay rights and feel that people have the right to do whatever they want to do. No joking apart it was quite a nice award to have.

(Your turn, PJ. More Benny, please! Oh...what was he making for your breakfast in those blue Calvins?)
Ben rocks my Cup

"Hurry up and get into your conga clothes - we've got to do something to save this show!"

Updated On: 10/23/09 at 11:19 AM

#39

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/23/09 at 3:45pm

Notice how he plays for Sale Sharks and the junior team there are called the Jets.

Maybe they do the Mambo as a pre-match haka.

I'll have to drive over and watch.

Updated On: 10/23/09 at 03:45 PM

#40

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/23/09 at 4:22pm

Tell him Pally misses him.

#41

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/23/09 at 4:41pm

"He... gets through a whole bottle of salad cream every week."

PJ, next week it's my turn to lick it off.

"Hurry up and get into your conga clothes - we've got to do something to save this show!"

#42

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/23/09 at 4:50pm

But will his pants be up or down during the assault scene...

#43

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/23/09 at 5:09pm

Oh--and tell him PJ still has his plaid PJ's.

#44

Ben Cohen

Posted: 10/25/09 at 9:48am

Ben Cohen Ben's site back online now! 23 minutes ago

Ben Cohen Sorry folks, Ben's site has got excited and gone for a while. I have reported it so will let you know when it is back. Yesterday at 6:32pm ·

#45

Ben Cohen

Posted: 12/16/09 at 7:25pm

Ben Cohen

Yep, I'm joining in on this.

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#46

Ben Cohen

Posted: 12/16/09 at 8:37pm

Ben, the two of us need look no more, We both found what we were looking for, With a friend to call my own, I'll never be alone, And you, my friend, will see, You've got a friend in me (you've got a friend in me)

Ben, you're always running here and there, You feel you're not wanted anywhere, If you ever look behind and don't like what you find, There's one thing you should know: You've got a place to go (you've got a place to go)

I used to say "I" and "me" - Now it's "us", now it's "we" - I used to say "I" and "me" - Now it's "us", now it's "we"

Ben, most people would turn you away, I don't listen to a word they say, They don't see you as I do, I wish they would try to, I'm sure they'd think again if they had a friend like Ben - (a friend) Like Ben (like Ben) Like Ben...

Every inch of my love,
FindingNamo

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#47

Ben Cohen

Posted: 12/16/09 at 9:10pm

I forgot that when you bump an old thread, the thread bumps but the post doesn't show up.

This is what I posted: Ben's Christmas blog picture:

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#48

Ben Cohen

Posted: 12/16/09 at 9:12pm

Sigh, he has better calfs than me.

#49

Ben Cohen

Posted: 12/16/09 at 10:14pm

He's a rugby player. Why would you even think you would have better calves than he does?

#50

Ben Cohen

Posted: 12/16/09 at 10:31pm

That's true. It was more pitying the state of my calves than being shocked, and pleasantly so, by Ben's calves.

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