Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
#0Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:32am
There is something I would like you to know
I hope our love does nothing but continue to grow
Like the sun rises and sets every day
It is my desire that our marriage evolves the same way
Through many Valentines we shall experience together
Know that my love will be forever
Does she have to share EVERYTHING?!
(I know that is rhetorical)
#2re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:56amBecause this is not a marriage, but an exercise in publicity. Isn't that obvious by now, my friend?
#3re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:12am
Rath -
Do you think he gave the same poem to his boyfriend?
#4re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:17amNo. Hopefully his boyfriend's was much better written.
#5re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:05pm
"she's an attention whore"
Not to mention a lousy poet. She's probably fun in bed, though.
#6re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:06pmIt's like she's still looking for validation of this relationship.
#7re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:07pmNo, no, no, Dottie. It's like she's still looking for PUBLICITY.
#8re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:08pm
Actually, she did not write the poem; Big Gay Al did.
She did have to read it on The View, also disclosing that he got her lingere (to better show off the breasts he is so fond of).
#9re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:10pmRath, yes, and publicity, too.
#10re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:12pmI knew, Beav. Shut up.
#11re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:13pmBeav, I love the new picture, she kind of looks like what "Dottie" would look like in a different time period!!
#12re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:17pmHe wrote it....she wrote it....whatever. Still BAD BAD BAD!
Mamamia Sammy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/15/04
#13re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:19pmI found that poem sweet and incredibly touching. It's obvious those two have found true love with each other.
#14re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:20pmSammy, in your avatar it looks as if she's eaten him. Literally.
Mamamia Sammy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/15/04
#15re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:21pmYou'd better be careful or she might eat your avatar as well!
#16re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:21pmShe'll have to go through me first!
#17re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:32pmRath - That was so Lez!
#18re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:49pmIf the shoe fits...
Mamamia Sammy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/15/04
#19re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:04pmThat had better be a Payless Shoe, Rath!
#20re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:04pmYou know it, Star! - oops, I mean Sammy!
Nipper
Featured Actor Joined: 12/14/03
#21re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:31pmI wonder if they've managed to have sex yet? Or is he still trying to get the "courage" up?
#23re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:45pm
Well, the way Star talks about his ogling her chest, she wants us to think they have
Maybe they re-enact the "Desparate Housewives" scene with Rex and Maisy Gibbons - Star walks all over Big Gay Al in her Payless pumps...
#24re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla
Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:47pmPlease, Jim - just once and he'd be dead.
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