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#1

Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:32am

Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

There is something I would like you to know
I hope our love does nothing but continue to grow
Like the sun rises and sets every day
It is my desire that our marriage evolves the same way
Through many Valentines we shall experience together
Know that my love will be forever

Does she have to share EVERYTHING?!

(I know that is rhetorical)

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nyland

Updated On: 2/16/05 at 10:32 AM

#3

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:56am

Because this is not a marriage, but an exercise in publicity. Isn't that obvious by now, my friend?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#4

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:12am

Rath -

Do you think he gave the same poem to his boyfriend?
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nyland
#5

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:17am

No. Hopefully his boyfriend's was much better written.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#6

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:05pm

"she's an attention whore"

Not to mention a lousy poet. She's probably fun in bed, though.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#7

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:06pm

It's like she's still looking for validation of this relationship.
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#8

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:07pm

No, no, no, Dottie. It's like she's still looking for PUBLICITY.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#9

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:08pm

Actually, she did not write the poem; Big Gay Al did.

She did have to read it on The View, also disclosing that he got her lingere (to better show off the breasts he is so fond of).
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nyland
#10

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:10pm

Rath, yes, and publicity, too.
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#11

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:12pm

I knew, Beav. Shut up.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#12

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:13pm

Beav, I love the new picture, she kind of looks like what "Dottie" would look like in a different time period!!
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

Updated On: 2/16/05 at 01:13 PM

#13

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:17pm

He wrote it....she wrote it....whatever. Still BAD BAD BAD!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#14

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:19pm

I found that poem sweet and incredibly touching. It's obvious those two have found true love with each other.
"I knew this was probably going to happen." - Rathnait62
#15

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:20pm

Sammy, in your avatar it looks as if she's eaten him. Literally.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#16

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:21pm

You'd better be careful or she might eat your avatar as well!
"I knew this was probably going to happen." - Rathnait62
#17

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:21pm

She'll have to go through me first!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 2/16/05 at 01:21 PM

#19

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:49pm

If the shoe fits...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:04pm

That had better be a Payless Shoe, Rath!
"I knew this was probably going to happen." - Rathnait62
#21

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:04pm

You know it, Star! - oops, I mean Sammy!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#22

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:31pm

I wonder if they've managed to have sex yet? Or is he still trying to get the "courage" up?
#24

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:45pm

Well, the way Star talks about his ogling her chest, she wants us to think they have

Maybe they re-enact the "Desparate Housewives" scene with Rex and Maisy Gibbons - Star walks all over Big Gay Al in her Payless pumps...
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nyland

Updated On: 2/16/05 at 02:45 PM

#25

re: Big Gay Al's Valentine to Bridezilla

Posted: 2/16/05 at 2:47pm

Please, Jim - just once and he'd be dead.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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