"Well congressman, I'm not comparing your head to a buttplug, but it does spend an awful lot of time up your ass!" - That's a good one, I might use that.
I don't WANT to live in what they call "a certain way." In the first place I'd be no good at it and besides that I don't want to be identified with any one class of people. I want to live every whichway, among all kinds---and know them---and understand them---and love them---THAT's what I want! - Philip Barry (Holiday)