Bloomberg's aspirations: MUST he?
Bloomberg's aspirations: MUST he?#1
Posted: 1/9/08 at 3:33pm
Michael Bloomberg thinks he hears America calling. He alone hears this call, but that doesn't matter. Unfortunately for us, he is eager to answer.
Fresh from his confab in Oklahoma where he consulted with grizzled wise men, Bloomberg can be expected to announce any day now that he sees no alternative except to bow to this people's draft and place his own name before them on the November ballot.
He needs no stinking caucuses to do this, no treading through New Hampshire snows, no forced smiles through endless living-room chats, no stadium rallies only half-filled with supporters, no late-night flights over frozen cornfields, no town-hall meetings that so easily go awry with one little misspoken word. He need engage in none of these tedious democratic exercises. He will simply buy himself a place on the ballot, just as he did here in New York in 2001.
President Bloomberg? The richest joke is on us...
re: Bloomberg's aspirations: MUST he?#2
Posted: 1/9/08 at 3:35pmThe call of the 3rd party. Always the best side show in town!
bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#2
Posted: 1/9/08 at 3:40pmnamo, i betcha a cupcake he doesn't run or even announce.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#3
Posted: 1/9/08 at 3:42pmterrific...Bloomberg on the national stage. I predict one thing...he will be as parodied for the way he speaks as Howard Cosell and Ed Sullivan.
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bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#5
Posted: 1/9/08 at 3:49pmDraft Bloomberg? He's hearing America calling? Is he insane?
bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#6
Posted: 1/9/08 at 3:52pm
It will happen after the collateral damage has been accounted for!
bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#7
Posted: 1/9/08 at 3:53pmPapa, can I get two cupcakes if he does?
bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#8
Posted: 1/9/08 at 4:07pmare they both for you?
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#9
Posted: 1/9/08 at 5:26pm
I have had a thousand political conversations with Democrats and Republicans alike over the past few weeks but y'know what I'm yet to hear? "Do you know who I REALLY like? Mike Bloomberg. He could REALLY turn this country around!"
I just don't see it.
bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#10
Posted: 1/9/08 at 5:39pm
"are they both for you?"
Yeah, I'll need the sugar coma. And please don't tell VoiceAnth.
bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#11
Posted: 1/9/08 at 5:49pmYou know there is another word for people who think they hear voices....
bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#12
Posted: 1/9/08 at 7:19pmyer on. anything to help a buddy get unconscious.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
bloomberg's aspirations: must he?#13
Posted: 1/9/08 at 9:40pm
Well, as Dorothy Parker once said to her boyfriend, "Candy is dandy, but Roofies are foolproof."
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