Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
FosseBoi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/30/04
#0Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:48pm
Has anyone heard of this!?
Fosse Funerals
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#1re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:51pm
Hmmmm....I've always wanted Karen Ziemba to perform at my funeral...perhaps in conjunction with these folks we can make it happen!
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Updated On: 6/29/05 at 02:51 PM
nmartin
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
#2re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:51pmDo any of these come with logo T-Shirts?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#3re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:54pmApparently it's a joke. It's hard to tell because of the absense of things that are actually funny, but I'd guess that any funeral that mentions fan dancers and a motorized casket so the deceased can "dance along" is meant to be a joke.
#4re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:55pmFuneral pooper.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#5re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:02pm
With those nifty dispoable gloves for the pall bearers....
Jazz Hands!
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nmartin
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
#6re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:02pmWill there be an intermission? Some of my friends smoke.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#7re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:04pmI want a Naked Boys Singing funeral.
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#8re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:07pmYea, Yenta you are back! I'm glad you didn't leave.
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MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#9re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:10pmWith my luck, they'll all decide to do "Fosse hands" while they're carrying my casket and drop me.
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#10re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:12pm
They do the hands AFTER they set the casket on the lift.
Thankfully
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DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#11re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:14pmThank god they don't have a "Mr Cellophane" service.
HUSSY POWER!
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#12re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:15pm
Don't be an idiot, Margo. These are PROFESSIONAL DANCERS.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 6/29/05 at 03:15 PM
#13re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:17pmYeah but I would roll over in my grave if they had sequins on their gloves!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#14re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 4:20pmI've decided I want a "Kiss Me Kate" funeral. Where I'm planning on going, I think the mourners should sing "Too Darn Hot."
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#15re: Bob Fosse Funerals!? What the...
Posted: 6/29/05 at 9:15pmJust don't have a CHORUS LINE funeral. You could get eliminated after the opening hymn.
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