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Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:48pm

Has anyone heard of this!?

Fosse Funerals

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:51pm

Hmmmm....I've always wanted Karen Ziemba to perform at my funeral...perhaps in conjunction with these folks we can make it happen!

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Updated On: 6/29/05 at 02:51 PM

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:51pm

Do any of these come with logo T-Shirts?

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:54pm

Apparently it's a joke. It's hard to tell because of the absense of things that are actually funny, but I'd guess that any funeral that mentions fan dancers and a motorized casket so the deceased can "dance along" is meant to be a joke.

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:55pm

Funeral pooper.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:02pm

With those nifty dispoable gloves for the pall bearers....

Jazz Hands!

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:02pm

Will there be an intermission? Some of my friends smoke.

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:04pm

I want a Naked Boys Singing funeral.

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:07pm

Yea, Yenta you are back! I'm glad you didn't leave.

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:10pm

With my luck, they'll all decide to do "Fosse hands" while they're carrying my casket and drop me.

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:12pm

They do the hands AFTER they set the casket on the lift.

Thankfully

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:14pm

Thank god they don't have a "Mr Cellophane" service.

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:15pm

Don't be an idiot, Margo. These are PROFESSIONAL DANCERS.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 6/29/05 at 03:15 PM

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:17pm

Yeah but I would roll over in my grave if they had sequins on their gloves!

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 4:20pm

I've decided I want a "Kiss Me Kate" funeral. Where I'm planning on going, I think the mourners should sing "Too Darn Hot."

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 9:15pm

Just don't have a CHORUS LINE funeral. You could get eliminated after the opening hymn.

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