Bolton's Boltin'!!--SANTORUM to Be Next UN Ambassador

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:22am

Woohoo! We can all kiss that moustache GOODBYE!

Updated On: 12/4/06 at 11:22 AM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:23am

Dammit.

Thought Michael Bolton was retiring.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:24am

Me too, Rath! haha.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:25am

I said to myself as I posted this, "I wonder who will post something about Michael Bolton...?"

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:25am

You got your answer!

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:30am

i thought michael bolton was leaving nicolette sheridan at the alter!

Updated On: 12/4/06 at 11:30 AM

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:35am

PJ, you beat me too it. Thank goodness the skank is out of there!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:35am

And guess who some Republicans want to replace him: RICK SANTORUM!
Ambassador Santorum

[wexy]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:36am

He knew that there was no way that he was going to be confirmed.
Later.

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:36am

santorum? that's UNpossible!

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:39am

Good Lord, what will they think up next!! Please, there's a reason why Santorum wasn't re-elected.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:41am

The least they could do if they're going to nominate a recent loser from the elections would be Lincoln Chafee.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:43am

Or Katherine Harris!

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:48am

i wonder what rumsfeld is up to these days...

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 11:48am

Eeewwww, I don't want to kiss that moustache for anything.

PJ, I'm happy you didn't say that Bolton "resigned." That would just be so wrong!

[blueroses]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 4:22pm

Michael Bolton: At least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it...until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

--Office Space

[Plum]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 4:28pm

No ****ing way Santorum gets it- he just lost his election miserably.

Oh, wait. This is the administration that got an attorney general who had just lost a race to a dead man.

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 4:31pm

speaking of no-talent ass clowns...

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/4/06 at 5:06pm

I almost want Santorum to be nominated so we can see the ambassador from Botswana step to the Microphone during his confirmation and say "Senator Santorum (Giggle).....uh....are you familiar with a newpsaper columnist named Dan Savage?"