Well, Monkey, darling... the actual number doesn't really matter. A double D is bigger than a D. The number before it is the size of your ribcage. Although, a 38D can appear bigger, but it's just because it's a bigger frame, ya know? So, in a way, you've won. Kudos, my 14 year old friend.

LOL!
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin