Broadway's "Signature " Fragrances

Inspired by Kristin's signature lip gloss, Orion suggested similar shades in the HotPapa thread:
* Elaine Stritch's Gin Soaked, a sallow yellow shade.
* Patti LaPone's Diva *itch, a subtle shade of lip clenched purple with tones of red anger
* Nathan Lane's Moody Queen, it changes color in an instant ranging from Depressed Blue to Raging Fit Red.

But how about some special signature fragrances to go along with our kissable lips!

(True story: A perfume manufacturer who wanted to create a perfume "inspired by the spirit of the dance" in OKLAHOMA! approached Agnes DeMille for her suggestion on what to call it. DeMille replied "Exaustion".)

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Orion, honey....
You are in the wrong profession.
Your ideas (and names) sound REALLY good and perfectly marketable!

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Thank you Master, and how right you are!

Maybe you should do a PapalovesMambo scent. Can you find something that has the stench of bitterness, regret and failure?

I think a papa scent would make you high. It would be intoxicatingly sexy.

Equus would make you nauseous, taht manure smell can really get to you quickly.

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Ok people, I have to tell you, I'm disappointed in the lack of imagination here. I thought this was a cute thread and expected, with the brilliant and imaginative minds on this board, that there would be all kinds of fun ideas springing up. Iflit was the only person to come up with something. I think you can do better than that.

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