Okay, I need volunteers, people. The following positions are open:
Production Stage Manager
Assistant to the Writer/Director
Tech people
Assistant stage managers (2)
Choreographer (Nina?)
Assistant Musical Director
Assistant Casting Director
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
<3 ya, boobs. Thanks for asisting. What we still need is:
A solo for Daisy
A song for Rathanait
A son for Fish, BroadwayMonkey and Fortheloveoflea (she definetly deserves a song)
Can I just be the woman who runs around and gets people whatever they want? Like, a gopher?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
OK. I'll sing "Life Is Too Short," with an encore of "I Lost My Apostrophe But I Found It Laying Around."
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Are those originals? I love the apostrophe one.
Insomniak...you're cast. I hope you like my choice for you..she's one of my favorites. She'll blow your number out of the water.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
Insomniak... haven't you ever read any of the many threads dedicated to me? For shame!!
Well, we can have anyone else make suggestions for my big showstopper. Let's not forget Ms. Skinner will be performing it, too... so not only does it have to be worthy of me, it must be worthy of her.
Also, I think Kerry Butler must portray someone given she got the royal shaft as Daisy Hilton (we can blame the producer... she said Emily or nothing). I know it was a role in high demand and I'm sure Ms. Butler is devastated, so, we must make it up to her. Or she can be the understudy. Lord knows she's guarenteed to go on... (ooo... just kidding... I love you, Emily!!! *mwah*)
Monkey, yes, you can be a Production Assistant.
Jose, you can't choose your own songs. You can make requests only.
Ok, insomniak can be played by Julia Murney.
Score one for Production Assistant Monkey!
Boobs, I'm sorry, but Emily Skinner cannot play two roles. One role to an actor.
Broadway Monkey and I MUST have the stalker song. We are of course the stalking duo SpiderMonkey.
Sorry Spider I already cast Insomniak. Check the cast list on page 12 people.
Damn Rath. I knew I typed in the wrong name. Correcting.
yeah. I didn't know you posted or I wouldn't have posted mine. Oops
OMG! Spider! I want to a do THE STALKING SONG!
Um......even though the actress playing me is really HOT!!!! Um, can I have Brian play me since I am a male after all. (I know I am picky, sorry)
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
Boobs, I already cast Insomniak with Donna Lynne Champlin. I'll see if your suggestion sits better with me.
But Donna Lynne has to be in the show. She has to be because this is my musical and I said so.
Well....who is gonna play me?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
Okay, people, let's remember that *I* make all final decisions.
Boobs, can I get an updated cast list on THIS page? I need to see and don't want to go back to 12.
Daisy Hilton, can I have a part?
Okay, Daisy, you're losing a bit of control here. As the producer, I get the final decisions. And Boobs isn't going to cut and paste the cast list on every page - it's not hard to click on page 12. I've done it numerous times.
BroadwayMonkey = Eartha Kitt
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
Okay, Rath, this is MY musical! I'm producing, too... Fran is funding *me* (her biggest fan), remember?? You're supposed to be helping me out, I still get last say! You've been demoted.
And I've created other threads to keep this thing more organized.
Wait...conceptually confused...Can I tech and still have a part?
Having read the Job List thread, I am tendering my resignation. I cannot work with this out of control writer/director diva.
Good luck with the show. I wish you all great success, with the caution that historically, writers directing the first productions of their shows are disasters. And that one person cannot possibly write, direct, AND produce this show.
Best wishes,
Rath
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