Bush/Cheney '04 bumper stickers

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 4:25pm

Bush/Cheney '04:
Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney '04:
Apocalypse Now!

BU__ SH__!

Bush/Cheney '04:
Because the truth just isn't good enough.

Bush/Cheney '04:
Compassionate Colonialism.

Bush/Cheney '04:
Over a billion whoppers served.

Bush/Cheney '04:
Putting the "con" in conservatism.

Bush/Cheney '04:
Thanks for not paying attention.

Bush/Cheney '04:
We're Gooder!

Bush/Cheney:
Asses of Evil

Don't think.
Vote Bush!

George W. Bush:
A brain wave away from the presidency

George W. Bush:
It takes a village idiot.

Vote Bush in '04:
"I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"

Vote Bush in '04:
Because dictatorship is easier.

Vote Bush in '04:
It's a no-brainer!

Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!

Who would Jesus Bomb?

Bush/Cheney '04:
"Leave no child a dime!"

Bush/Cheney '04:
This time, elect us!

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 4:29pm

tee hee.

[shira467]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:25am

There's a part of me that wants to rear-end anyone with a Bush-Cheney sticker on there back...but then of course I don't. But I love the new slogans! Thanks!

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:29am

I actually drive past a house that has a poster planted in its yard that read "We support Secretary Rumsfeld". It is such a tempatation....

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:30am

there's a part of me that wants to slowly peel the skin from live unanesthetized kerry supporters while simultaneously drizzling boiling rubbing alcohol down over their recently exposed subcutaneous tissue and recording their screams of agony to play back later as i savor the memory with a single malt scotch...but of course i don't. ha ha ha.

Updated On: 6/3/04 at 11:30 AM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:33am

There's a part of me that wants to rear-end anyone with a Bush-Cheney sticker on there back...

I feel the same way about people with Kerry stickers on THEIR cars. Oh wait, no I don't. That's because I believe in people's right to support the politics of THEIR choice. THERE'S a thought, eh?

Isn't it good that we can live in a society where one can express THEIR political beliefs without fear of reprisal. I love people who can't control THEIR emotion when it comes to politics. THEY'RE the best.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:34am

Lovely. Thanks for sharing.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:36am

What, who?

Updated On: 6/3/04 at 11:36 AM

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:38am

Actually, I like to rear-end anyone with bumper stickers. I think they're tacky. Yet, for all of that, I couldn't get my parents to keep that stupid "My child is an honor student at..." bumper sticker off their car when I was in high school.
Tacky. Bush/Cheney, Kerry/whomever, bumper stickers be tacky shiznit.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:39am

hah! i'd already found that when i realized that i mispelled anesthetized...man try saying that three times fast.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:47am

And that old eighties chestnut, "Hugs, Not Drugs"

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 11:47am

C and Papa, you have to understand and we've told you this before, but many of us are not thinking of this election season as a horse raise, or a dichotomy, or a fight between two teams and we want ours to win. The absolute loathing of Bush and what he has done to this country in four short years (from surplus to record defecit, from "war on terror" to disaster in Iraq, from creating an entire administration and reelection campaign based on attacking straw men) is, in fact, a completely separate experience from being "enthusiastic Kerry supporters." I know it's very American to think if you're not for our team you must be for the other team. But no. "Bush Out." That's all I care about. Perhaps Kerry is the means to that end.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 12:11pm

you just quit putting words in my mouth there mr. freud. i never said "enthusiastic kerry supporters" i said "unanesthetized kerry supporters" and don't you forget it. my reaction was merely the logical response given the antipathy felt by some members of the abb brigade for anyone who still supports bush and the contempt in which they hold those people. while my comment was obviously over the top and not to be taken seriously, the comment that inspired it was an honest statement of loathing. when held in such contempt it's only logical that eventually one will feel free to engage in the behaviors that are already assumed. hence i probably ought to begin bleeding babies for some lunch.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 3:07pm

Papa, what is up with your icon? Is he singing "Easter Bonnet" to that sailor?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 3:16pm

You didn't see that clip on CNN, Borstalboy? They performed a very well rehearsed rendition of "Together, Wherever We Go" from Gypsy. I'm telling you, they made that song their own and I completely forgot about the definitive version done by Maureen McCormick and Flo Henderson on The Brady Bunch. However, the choreography got a little randy during "Through thick and through thin, all out or all in."

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 4:22pm

OMG!! I missed it??!! Damn my lack of cable!! You're a comic genius, Namo.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 4:24pm

ha ha ha ha ha ha

I need to make some of those! My Bush fundie relatives would have a FIT! They tried to "tell me off" when I went off about Bush.

Apparently, I am now "disgusting" for hating Bush

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 4:30pm

It sucks that your relatives aren't supportive of your right to chose whatever candidate you think is best for the job. My grandma and I are probably the only people I know who went for Kucinch in the primaries, but the whole rest of my family seemed cool with it.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 4:30pm

Sorry for the double post!

Updated On: 6/3/04 at 04:30 PM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 5:22pm

It's possible that you were the only people IN THE COUNTRY who went for Kucinich in the primaries.

Updated On: 6/3/04 at 05:22 PM

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 5:51pm

Not true. At least it won't be when NJ finally holds its primary on June 8th. Dennis the Menace has at least two more votes comin' his way.

Nothing quite like a lame duck primary, is there?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 5:58pm

you know it's rally funny. every "democrat" i know who took that presidential candidate test that was going around back when it was chock fulla democrats came up with kucinich as the candidate who most expressed their views. then they went on to say that since he had no chance of winning they'd vote kerry. i guess hillary's right, "you don't have to fall in love, just fall in line."

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 7:04pm

That's where the two party political system, especially in the age of the "anyone but Bush" brigade fails us.

The democrats so fervently want GW out of office that many are willing to sacrifice their own beliefs for a more "mainstream" candidate. Or is it the person who has the most money to make themself *look* the most mainstream.

Either way it is sad that someone who may be visionary, or match peoples beliefs better is voted down because he's squirrely.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 7:12pm

I think Kucinich's pull-out-of-Iraq-now stance majorly hurt him. I would guess that even most of the people upset by this war, at least want us to do the responsible thing and clean up the mess. Otherwise, all of those people died in vain.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 6/3/04 at 7:32pm

Here's what's "funny," papa. Broder said it best on Meet the Press last Sunday. The reason Kerry will win is as follows. The country is teeming with people who voted for Bush last time but now are re-thinking that choice. There is nearly no one who voted for Gore (a majority of voters, incidentally) who are thinking -- gee that Bush guy didn't do so bad, let's go with him.

I don't love the two-party system, but that Nader dude scares the be-jesus out of me.