Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...
The Center for Disease Control has released a list
of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience all of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
You forgot #7: Rummy's eyes roll until they both land on dollar signs.
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