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CDC releases symptons of bird flu--IMPORTANT

CDC releases symptons of bird flu--IMPORTANT

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Elphaba
#0CDC releases symptons of bird flu--IMPORTANT
Posted: 11/16/05 at 3:08pm

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...
The Center for Disease Control has released a list
of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience all of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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lildogs
#1re: CDC releases symptons of bird flu--IMPORTANT
Posted: 11/16/05 at 3:11pm

You forgot #7: Rummy's eyes roll until they both land on dollar signs.


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