CDC releases symptons of bird flu--IMPORTANT

[Elphaba]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 3:08pm

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...
The Center for Disease Control has released a list
of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience all of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

[lildogs]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 3:11pm

You forgot #7: Rummy's eyes roll until they both land on dollar signs.