Can The Adults Please Smoke Part 22 - Doubling Down the Dewars — Page 66

#1626

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 9:42pm

Then I'm safe in Florida!

Thanks DG. Think he'll make it through #3?

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#1627

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 9:52pm

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1628

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 9:54pm

Mmmm....delicious, D2.

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#1629

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 9:57pm

Well, you're safe in my yard anyway.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1630

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 9:59pm

D2 - we were a few blocks from your apartment today.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1631

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 9:59pm

From dog bites, sure. What about everything else? Like vodka shots?

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#1632

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:01pm

I wish I'd known. Although we were out most of the day. It really was beautiful here today, wasn't it?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1633

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:03pm

I never force shots on anyone. Do I look like Tink? :-P

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1634

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:05pm

sits, waits and watches...

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1635

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:06pm

For D2:

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#1636

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:07pm

It was. That park is too damned big! We just randomly decided to pop out to a street and find a restaurant, and when we got to the main street area I was like oh wow, there's D2's! :)


watch yourself miss whiskers or I won't miss you next time!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1637

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:09pm

Wait, D2 & Tink saw each other today? *confushed*

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#1638

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:10pm

Ya know, people that don't know why u call me that must think that I'm the bearded lady.

And you'll always miss me in the park.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1639

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:12pm

No, Shira, we didn't. Tink just happened to be in the park this afternoon and when she left, she used an exit near my apartment building.

J2 and I went out this afternoon and were shopping all over the city.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1640

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:17pm

Ahhh, okay.

Shopping? *perks up*

I, Shira, am a shopper. I admit it. Whadja buy?

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#1641

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:20pm

You feel the need to admit that to us? What, do you think we're dumb or something?

I didn't buy much, actually. The most exciting purchase was a new nail polishing block at The Body Shop. I'm such a girl sometimes. (Shut up)

Although we almost bought a new vacuum cleaner. If the salesman at Gracious Home hadn't been so damned pushy, we probably would have, but J2 lost patience so we just left. Probably won't be able to go to Gracious Home for a while.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

Updated On: 5/26/08 at 10:20 PM

#1642

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:23pm

Oh hush, D2.

....a nail polishing block? Don't you get regular manicures do you don't need that sort of stuff?

Vacuum Cleaner? Bed, Bath, and Beyond!

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#1643

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:28pm

I buff twice a week.

We went to BB&B - they didn't have the model J2 wanted. Gracious Home did, but the salesman kept trying to talk J2 into a much more expensive, less powerful machine. J2 was having none of that, and was so pissed by the hard sell that he was not going to give the guy any kind of sale.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1644

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:32pm

Atta boy, J2!!

Such marvelous hands, D2!

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#1645

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:33pm

I know this is going to sound rather mundane, but D2, what is the vacuum cleaner you and J2 are going to buy? Caldwell B. Cladwell has been trying to decide on one for about 2 years now. The one we currently use is duct-taped together at this point, which, of course, doesn't bother me because I NEVER go near that thing.

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#1646

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:37pm

It's a Hoover, I don't know the model number because I don't pay attention to those kinds of details. I'll get the model number for you if you like, Miss P. According to J2, it's very highly rated by Consumer Reports. That much I listened to.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1647

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:40pm

The one we currently use is duct-taped together at this point, which, of course, doesn't bother me because I NEVER go near that thing.

Seriously, Miss P. I can't believe I touched mine yesterday.

D2, I love Consumer Reports. And why am I not surprised he picked a Hoover?

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#1648

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:43pm

D2, is it an upright or a canister?

Shira, I thought you wrote, "I love Cucumber Reports." DUH!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#1649

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:43pm

What?
Upright? Cannister?

Speak English, Miss P.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

Updated On: 5/26/08 at 10:43 PM

#1650

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/26/08 at 10:47pm

I'm so confused by those words. *confuzzles*

Miss P - In this town, "Cucumber Reports" could be a very interesting magazine.

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