Can The Adults Please Smoke? Fiery Fourteen — Page 82

Big boy Soapy? How tall are you?

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no conspiracy theories, girlie, i just know that you like your "hellos"

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When in doubt, try one of these amazingly simple home remedies...

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Thought for the day:

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Updated On: 5/24/07 at 10:52 AM

Well, we all like hellos. Don't we?

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Hey, you! What's new in your part of the world?

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'morning sleepyhead!

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Just got to work. Beautiful day out today, it's almost sinful having to stay inside. Managed to get an appt. with my acupuncturist today, so I'll be leaving work early.

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Wow. I read that as you got an apartment with your acupuncturist. For a second I thought, "DD's been holding out on us!"

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LOL, DD & Girly!

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DG snuck in there before! Hope you're all caught up on everything now that you're back home.

DD, that sounds great! I'll keep my fingers crossed.

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Oh, DD! That's marvelous!

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If Moony flakes out on the Italy trip again (kidding, Moony!) maybe I could be persuaded to fly to Seattle. I'd love to drive, but who has the time?

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