Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Did they crawl across your face? They're a little heavier....
four-legged dogs or two-legged ones, shamey, you minx you?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Oh my..........
.......awaiting her reply......
first rule of journalism: never make assumptions.
A lady never tells. But, since, I ain't no lady...
Unfortunately, only the four-legged kind and they don't try to crawl across my face, but they do snort in it about once a day.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Well, not as interesting a tale as "Deathly Hallows", but we can write our own fan fiction, right?
"Shameless and the Snorting Intruders"
Shameless and the Intruders, Snort.
LOL! They're not intruders, they're my children!
But, once a day, without fail, one or both of them will come right up to me and basically sneeze in my face. And, I fall for it every damned day.
Following RobbO's advice ... Duck!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
"Shamless AND Clueless"
I may be many things, but I am not shamless! I have shams!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Mamie, I've never had a drink, never mind smoke!
pillow and otherwise.
he's right, as usual.
So, linnie, are you driving now, or soon?
Shamey, SO impressed you didn't name the thread "Shameless Sixteen"! (Of course there's always 17!!!)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
She's very modest, MP. That and the fact that we beat her up.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
No, Shamey, driving age is 17 over here! Drinking age is 18. Consent is 17. Not that I need any of those things!
Miss P, it never even occurred to me, but I do like it!
Not if SOMMS Seventeen beats you to the punch.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I guess that leaves me with Mooony's Million , Then we'll have Boob's Billion.
SOMMS Seventeen has a better ring to it.
I'll be shameless (or Attention whore - I think that's what Robbo called me once) how about North's nineteen.
pot/kettle. how could/would i ever call you, kansas, an attention whore? i still think you're nebraska though...
From wikipedia
Nebraska (IPA: /nəˈbɹæ.skə/) is a state located on the Great Plains of the United States of America. Nebraska gets its name from a Chiwere word meaning "flat water", after the Platte River that flows through the state. Once considered part of the Great American Desert, it is now a leading farming state. Nebraskans have practiced scientific farming to turn the Nebraska prairie into a land of ranches and farms. Much of the history of the state is the story of the impact of the Nebraska farmer. Nebraskans are sometimes colloquially referred to as "Cornhuskers" (which is derived from the state nickname).
Just call me cornhusker then.
(10 out of 6 people suffer from dyslexia)
Updated On: 7/18/07 at 09:37 AM
*the cows hand out ice tea to all*
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