Can The Adults Please Smoke? Saucy Sixteen- Page 9

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:38am

Did they crawl across your face? They're a little heavier....

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:41am

four-legged dogs or two-legged ones, shamey, you minx you?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:44am

Oh my..........


.......awaiting her reply......

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:46am

first rule of journalism: never make assumptions.

[shameless]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:46am

A lady never tells. But, since, I ain't no lady...



Unfortunately, only the four-legged kind and they don't try to crawl across my face, but they do snort in it about once a day.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:53am

Well, not as interesting a tale as "Deathly Hallows", but we can write our own fan fiction, right?

"Shameless and the Snorting Intruders"

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:57am

Shameless and the Intruders, Snort.

[shameless]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:57am

LOL! They're not intruders, they're my children!

But, once a day, without fail, one or both of them will come right up to me and basically sneeze in my face. And, I fall for it every damned day.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:00am

Following RobbO's advice ... Duck!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:04am

"Shamless AND Clueless"

[shameless]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:06am

I may be many things, but I am not shamless! I have shams!

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:08am

Mamie, I've never had a drink, never mind smoke!

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:08am

pillow and otherwise.

[shameless]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:10am

he's right, as usual.

So, linnie, are you driving now, or soon?

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:16am

Shamey, SO impressed you didn't name the thread "Shameless Sixteen"! (Of course there's always 17!!!)

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:17am

She's very modest, MP. That and the fact that we beat her up.

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:18am

No, Shamey, driving age is 17 over here! Drinking age is 18. Consent is 17. Not that I need any of those things!

[shameless]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:18am

Miss P, it never even occurred to me, but I do like it!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:19am

Not if SOMMS Seventeen beats you to the punch.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:26am

I guess that leaves me with Mooony's Million , Then we'll have Boob's Billion.

[shameless]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:27am

SOMMS Seventeen has a better ring to it.

[ALittleNorthofKansas]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:29am

I'll be shameless (or Attention whore - I think that's what Robbo called me once) how about North's nineteen.

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:32am

pot/kettle. how could/would i ever call you, kansas, an attention whore? i still think you're nebraska though...

[ALittleNorthofKansas]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:37am

From wikipedia

Nebraska (IPA: /nəˈbɹæ.skə/) is a state located on the Great Plains of the United States of America. Nebraska gets its name from a Chiwere word meaning "flat water", after the Platte River that flows through the state. Once considered part of the Great American Desert, it is now a leading farming state. Nebraskans have practiced scientific farming to turn the Nebraska prairie into a land of ranches and farms. Much of the history of the state is the story of the impact of the Nebraska farmer. Nebraskans are sometimes colloquially referred to as "Cornhuskers" (which is derived from the state nickname).

Just call me cornhusker then.

(10 out of 6 people suffer from dyslexia)
Updated On: 7/18/07 at 09:37 AM

[harris007]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:50am

*the cows hand out ice tea to all*