#201
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:38am
Did they crawl across your face? They're a little heavier....
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#202
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:41am
four-legged dogs or two-legged ones, shamey, you minx you?
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#203
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:44am
Oh my..........
.......awaiting her reply......
.......awaiting her reply......
#204
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:46am
first rule of journalism: never make assumptions.
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#205
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:46am
A lady never tells. But, since, I ain't no lady...
Unfortunately, only the four-legged kind and they don't try to crawl across my face, but they do snort in it about once a day.
Unfortunately, only the four-legged kind and they don't try to crawl across my face, but they do snort in it about once a day.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#206
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:53am
Well, not as interesting a tale as "Deathly Hallows", but we can write our own fan fiction, right?
"Shameless and the Snorting Intruders"
"Shameless and the Snorting Intruders"
#207
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:57am
Shameless and the Intruders, Snort.
#208
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:57am
LOL! They're not intruders, they're my children!
But, once a day, without fail, one or both of them will come right up to me and basically sneeze in my face. And, I fall for it every damned day.
But, once a day, without fail, one or both of them will come right up to me and basically sneeze in my face. And, I fall for it every damned day.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#209
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:00am
Following RobbO's advice ... Duck!
#210
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:04am
"Shamless AND Clueless"
#211
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:06am
I may be many things, but I am not shamless! I have shams!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#212
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:08am
Mamie, I've never had a drink, never mind smoke!
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
#213
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:08am
pillow and otherwise.
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#214
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:10am
he's right, as usual.
So, linnie, are you driving now, or soon?
So, linnie, are you driving now, or soon?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#215
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:16am
Shamey, SO impressed you didn't name the thread "Shameless Sixteen"! (Of course there's always 17!!!)
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#216
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:17am
She's very modest, MP. That and the fact that we beat her up.
#217
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:18am
No, Shamey, driving age is 17 over here! Drinking age is 18. Consent is 17. Not that I need any of those things!
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
#218
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:18am
Miss P, it never even occurred to me, but I do like it! 
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#219
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:19am
Not if SOMMS Seventeen beats you to the punch.
#220
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:26am
I guess that leaves me with Mooony's Million , Then we'll have Boob's Billion.
#221
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:27am
SOMMS Seventeen has a better ring to it.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#222
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:29am
I'll be shameless (or Attention whore - I think that's what Robbo called me once) how about North's nineteen.
#223
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:32am
pot/kettle. how could/would i ever call you, kansas, an attention whore? i still think you're nebraska though...
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#224
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:37am
From wikipedia
Nebraska (IPA: /nəˈbɹæ.skə/) is a state located on the Great Plains of the United States of America. Nebraska gets its name from a Chiwere word meaning "flat water", after the Platte River that flows through the state. Once considered part of the Great American Desert, it is now a leading farming state. Nebraskans have practiced scientific farming to turn the Nebraska prairie into a land of ranches and farms. Much of the history of the state is the story of the impact of the Nebraska farmer. Nebraskans are sometimes colloquially referred to as "Cornhuskers" (which is derived from the state nickname).
Just call me cornhusker then.
(10 out of 6 people suffer from dyslexia)
Nebraska (IPA: /nəˈbɹæ.skə/) is a state located on the Great Plains of the United States of America. Nebraska gets its name from a Chiwere word meaning "flat water", after the Platte River that flows through the state. Once considered part of the Great American Desert, it is now a leading farming state. Nebraskans have practiced scientific farming to turn the Nebraska prairie into a land of ranches and farms. Much of the history of the state is the story of the impact of the Nebraska farmer. Nebraskans are sometimes colloquially referred to as "Cornhuskers" (which is derived from the state nickname).
Just call me cornhusker then.
(10 out of 6 people suffer from dyslexia)
Updated On: 7/18/07 at 09:37 AM
#225
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:50am
*the cows hand out ice tea to all*
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
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