Can The Adults Please Smoke? Tawdry Thirteen- Page 128

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 7:51am

It's looking like my lilacs, wisteria and the azalea's are all going to put on a show at the same time this year. I LOVE SPRING!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 7:53am

*gets on ladder and hugs SOMMS*

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 7:55am

So, sweets. Try to kill any more birdies lately?

[mominator]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 7:56am

Somms, I am sooooo jealous! I miss the lilac hedge that was at the old house. It was about 25-30 years old and huge. It would be just starting to bloom now. So please do post pictures.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 7:58am

I used to have one. Whoever planted it, put it at the end of the driveway. I always thought that was such a stupid place to put it. Put it closer to the house, so when you have the windows open, the scent wafts in, right?

I used to trim it and bring them into the house, until the neighbor was doing something or other and killed it on me.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:02am

Those damn neighbors !!! DF you should plant another one.

I said good morning to the mommy bird as I left the house..I swear she hasn't moved since the day I tried cutting the tree down..she's there when I leave in the morning and is there when I come home at night. Maybe tonight I'll put the Ipod on the porch and put on some manilow for her..I think she'll like that.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:06am

Poddie, I have mommy and baby birdies in the awnings on either side of the house -- bedroom windows. I started to unroll the awnings this weekend but stopped when I heard their cheeps. We're both potential murders.

[harris007]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:10am

"We're both potential murders. "



yes u both are, *the cows enter in their dreamgirls dresses and refill ice teas *

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:15am

*slaps harris*

Poddie..we at least both stopped when we realized. I have a nest under one of the lights on the side of my garage too...that mommy bird is smaller than the one in the tree....I just wish the tree wasn't so close to my front door..she will be disturbed on Cinco de Mayo when my friends will be shaking their maracas.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:18am

Even I stayed away from her on Saturday. She was sitting so pretty on that light.

Those cows have quite the wardrobe.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:22am

Why do I suspect that all the cows are wearing Effie's gowns?

[harris007]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:22am

yes they do girly =)


*the big monkey slaps boobs back*


and i dont even wanna know what this "she will be disturbed on Cinco de Mayo when my friends will be shaking their maracas"

is code for .

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:26am

*kicks big monkey in his...*

harris..it's code for..maracas.

[RobbO]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:26am

for harris:

You made me love you
I didn't want to do it, I didn't want to do it
You made me love you
and all the time you knew it
I guess you always knew it.
You made me happy sometimes, you made me glad
But there were times, Dear, you made me feel so bad

You made me sigh for, I didn't want to tell you
I didn't want to tell you
I want some love that's true, yes I do, deed I do, you know I do

Give me, give me, give me what I cry for
you know you got the brand of kisses that I'd die for
You know you made me love you

[RobbO]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:29am

morning bird lovers...and girlie.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:32am

RobbO, I can't even read the words to that song without hearing Judy sing it. And then I cry. So now I must jump in the shower to fight back the tears.

Harris, you are my dreamcow.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:34am

RobbO finally gets even with JLY....Bitch.Bastard.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:34am

To tell you the truth, I really do hate them at times, when I'm trying to sleep on the weekend and they're chirping right outside my window. I think there is a nest of some sort on the air conditioner that stays in the window all year round. I would never kill one, though!!

Did you see my post to you on the previous page?

Oh, Miss P. I don't sing it that great at all!

[shameless]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:39am

Hence the tears, Girly.

Morning all!

Harris, where's my present?

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:40am

One Judy makes me cry...and the other makes me LAUGH! (Have a wonderful day, Girly!)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:44am

*hugs LS & Miss P*

[RobbO]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:45am

morning all. sorry, miss penny.

**whispers to girlie** let me be your hero.

and i'll trade you, girlie, our neighbors have two yappy dogs that bark constantly. as us. at our dog. at the kids playing. at the wind. their owners leave them out for hours and hours and alls the dogs do is yap.

i got so annoyed yesterday that after spending a half hour opening all the windows in the house, i closed them a short while later, because the yapping had me on edge.

oh, and did i mention that they also have a huge bird? a cockatoo, i think. they leave it outside on their deck, too. and do you know what the bird does? it barks like the dogs do. my hand to god.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:46am

Awwww poor Robb..need a hug?

[RobbO]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:49am

isn't a barking bird one of the signs of the apocalypse? i should've moved to somms' town. at least then i would only have to worry about being flooded out, what, every month or so.

dear abby,
my neighbors dogs and bird bark all the friggin' time. should i have a cocktail?


and, boobs, yes!

[shameless]

Posted: 5/1/07 at 8:50am

*pecks BB on the cheek*

Buon giorno amore mio!

How's your day, so far?