I used to have a pretty extensive vinyl collection myself, mostly unopened...but then my ex took it upon herself to up and have a garage sale. I'm not sure my entire collection was worth the 20 dollars she brought me back from the ordeal.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD