Do I start eating myself? Lots of protein, to be sure, but I'm not a performer with Cirque Du Soleil.
*le sigh, munching on the fifth - yes, fifth - sugar cookie of the evening*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell