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#2851

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:08pm

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Only ONCE!

*mutters incomprehensible things*

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#2852

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:10pm

"When you're from Pittsburgh, you've got to do SOMETHING!"

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2853

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:11pm

I use that line all the time, Miss P! D2'sJ2 is from Pittsburgh.

#2854

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:17pm

Really? How perfect!

Seriously, Caldwell B. Cladwell and I often say to our children, "You won't have to know what that word means for weeks and weeks!" You can imagine some of the words they ask us the meaning of!

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2855

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:20pm

It is a testament to J2's character that he laughs every time I say it.

And I'm afraid I can imagine some of the words they may be asking you.

#2856

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:42pm

"Patrick! You never told me your aunt was so literate!"

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2857

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:43pm

"Books are awfully decorative"

#2858

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:51pm

"The very semi-finals."

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#2859

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:52pm

I see we have a quoting frenzy...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2860

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:53pm

You've only seen it once, DD. After a couple of times, you just can't help it. You. Just. Can't.

"I'm a whiz at C.O.Ds!"

#2861

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:56pm

Probably like me and "Airplane."

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2862

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 4:58pm

"Oh My God, there's a sale at Penneys!"

#2863

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:01pm

FINE. I'll add it to my ever expanding netflix cue.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2864

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:04pm

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

#2865

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:05pm

What do you make of this?
You can make a broche ... or a hat ... or a pterodactyl ...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2866

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:06pm

My Favorite:

Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

BEAVER CLEAVER's MOTHER! LOL

#2867

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:09pm

I never tire of this movie. EVER.

I do tire of seeing ads for Young Frankenstein, especially because I did not like it at all. That, and my boss glaring at me right now means I have to bid adieu ... yet again.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2868

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:09pm

"Surely, you can't be serious"

"I am and don't call me Shirley."

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#2869

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:11pm

DD doesn't have to feel bad. I've NEVER seen Airplane!!!

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2870

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:13pm

Another very funny movie. Completely silly funny, but laugh out loud hilarious.

#2871

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:15pm

'Airplane!' was renamed 'Flying High,' down here

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#2872

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:29pm

Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!

Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?

Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#2873

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:38pm

Have you ever seen movies about Gladiators? (I'm quoting off the top of my head and my memory ain't all that...)

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2874

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:42pm

That line is a worry. There is a companion line asking whether he had ever seen a naked man.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#2875

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 18A

Posted: 11/8/07 at 5:59pm

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

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