He's met me Deet. He needs to do more than flatter.
Oh, SOMMSy knows he's a beaut!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
SOMMS is easily pleased. At first. Prepare to wear the nickname "ex" very shortly.
I can do this with my legs:
Does that count as something I can bring to the table?
You passed the "gotta have a gimmick" portion of the interview process. Now on to the swimsuit competition.
*says a silent prayer thanking God that wasn't part of my initiation*
SOMMS was splashing water in this picture:
Bylaw 7A.6: Screening committee can require all membership to be revaluated at any time.
I suggest a thong.
*flees*
You're in Foster! Posting pictures of shirtless men overrides all eligibility requirements. Welcome to the Adults! We're very pleased to have you.
Here's my favorite thong, by the way!
Come on by and I'll try it on for you any day.
Oh, it's such a LARGE thong! I'll be by in an hour.
Updated On: 11/20/07 at 09:02 AM
Hey Foster. *mwah*
It's not even 10 a.m. and I'm already bored out of my mind.
Hi Shamey. What's happening in your corner of the world?
(He may not be nice, but at least papa's always interesting and now he's back.)
Sorry, Shames. It's 10 AM I'm not dressed yet.
I hereby sponsor WANNA BE A FOSTER to be a card-carrying ADULT!!! I know him and I love him. (Actually, Foster, I don't know if this is gonna help or hurt your chances for membership! But I still love you.)
*the cows skate in with cocoa for all, OHHHHH miss p a friend of mine has been hired to play christmas barbie in a parade in orlando *
Hi Shira, Mamie and Miss P!
Mamie, all is quiet in my corner. And, it's finally starting to cool off a bit.
And good morning to Miss P, Shira (naked and all), WannaBe, and all. Anybody care for a grapple for breakfast? These are DELICIOUS! A super-healthy food that just couldn't possibly taste any better....
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Food always gets my attention (I'm playing guest chef here today). Is a grapple some kind of a mix between an apple and a grape?
It's payday! Yay! They just brought around the checks.
Moony - I miss you!!!!
I never new Foster wasn't a card carrying memeber! I support this venture too! We need fresh meat!
Yes Moony. They take crisp apples and drop them in a huge vat full of concord grape juice. (Honestly) The juice is absorbed into the skin. The apples are washed and dried so there's no stickiness when you eat them. The skin tastes just like grapes while the apple still tastes like apples. They are uncommonly good!
Harris, that's so great about your friend! Take pictures!
I saw a bumpersticker some woman had on her pick-up truck today that said: "i want to be just like BARBIE. That bitch has everything."
I was not amused.
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