The ladies on "The Talk" are mixing some Schweddy Balls with some spotted dick. It's quite hilarious.
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Dammit! That's the dessert I was bringing to an event this weekend.
SoMMS, please keep your Spotted Dick securely in the can in which you bring it.
I was going to bring the Moist Pussy, but thought about the crowd and decided against it.
I do have a great recipe for Stinky Ass that I could whip up.
Sounds delicious!
Good morning, all. There were actually people here last night, we were half way down the board.
Morning peeps! Happy HUMP Day!!!
Mornin'
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
'Morning! Happy Feast of the Holy Cr.....oh wait, wrong audience.
Giving a speeach in an all-school assembly today, followed by field games in the afternoon. Pretty steamy out there already, so I may need to supervise from the inside of the (air-conditioned) building.
One megaphone and Sue Sylvester nylon, striped sweatsuit coming up!
Don't forget the Yankee cap!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I've already go the megaphone! Sorry, Boobs, but instead of wearing "our cap" I'm wearing a lovely lavender cowgirl number. It has a built-in tiara!
I wondered who I lent that to.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I wondered why it was so big.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/21/06
It comes with it's own fluffer.
Good day adults! So nice to be in the same time zone.
Last full day in DC. Such a fun trip, today reconnecting with a good friend from when I was in West Side Story back in 1989. Last time I saw him was New Year's Eve 1991. We reconnected on fb about 2 years ago, but last time I was in DC there was no time. Looking forward to this lunch. Tonight: more sister time, I think we're going to Buddha Bar.
All I seem to do is eat and drink. And then I wonder why I'm not losing weight.
DD!!!! I see rolling on the floor in your future
Just keep it on the carpet and stay out of my bathtub, 'k Boobs?
and the windex out of the freezer?
That too.
I'll try my best...but I'm not promising.
Just remember, J2 will be there.
You've never seen him angry.
Trust me, you don't want to.
Meh. You just throw a Swiffer out the door, he chases it and you lock him out.
And YOU can let him back in then, SoMMS.
The rest of us, of course, will have locked ourselves in the dining room for safety.
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