Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 34: Good Times Galore!- Page 77

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/10/11 at 3:41pm

I'm doing well, LS. Trying to get my D.C. trip organized. Only got 2 more tickets to sell...thanks to our Moony. Other than that all is going beautifully. I hope you're settling in nicely. You wouldn't mind if the girl drives when I come to visit...would you? LOL

[shameless]

Posted: 5/10/11 at 3:44pm

LOL! She says it will be her pleasure to drive. Although, she is making me take my car out for a spin on Saturday. She's tough.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/10/11 at 3:48pm

Tough Love...we all need that sometimes. Do you need to go for your drivers test or can you use your states license. I also got an International License when I was in Singapore. You just have to send a copy of your drivers license, a passport picture and $100.

[shameless]

Posted: 5/10/11 at 3:52pm

I can drive with my license for 12 months, then I need to get a UK one. I'll have to take a test though.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/10/11 at 3:55pm

Singapore you just had to take the written test in the first year to get a Singaporean license. If you didn't and decided you wanted to get one after that you had to take the whole course and pay a lot of money. I had no desire to drive while I was there, so I let it go. I figure the Singaporeans and I were a lot better off keeping me off their roads.

[D2]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 6:47am

Mornin'

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 7:30am

Good morning, sir. Did you know the Urban Dictionary definition of Phrumping? "The act in which a female slaps her face with her own breasts". Ewwwwwwww

[D2]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 7:38am

oh


Never mind.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:01am

And the Urban Dictionary entry for frappucino's is even worse!


'Morning!

[D2]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:09am

Sort of appropos for me, no?

7. frappuccino

To hit a Chinese Person.

A long time ago, four coffee makers (a Spanish, an English, an Italian, and a French) came together to make a new, SPECTACULARLY wonderful coffee drink. It took quite a long time to think of anything, because they wouldn't agree at all except on one thing; they all couldn't stand chinese people. Eventually, they decided to mix common ingredients from around a household to make their drink. To name it, they did the same thing; Mixed parts from all of their languages. Frappe, in French, is to strike. Chino is Spanish for Chinese. Obviously "a" is English for "a". And, because the Italian had no word to contribute, they agreed to spell it with an Italian flair. They decided their drink would be "to hit a chinese person"... Frappuccino!
Who would wanna Frappuccino? i.e. Who would want to hit a chinese person?

Substitute "obnoxious old ladies" for "chinese" and we almost have the LaGuardia incident.

Updated On: 5/11/11 at 08:09 AM

[MotorTink]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:13am

morning all!

I don't think I have ever been on that website lol

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:18am

I have to go there every once in a while to figure out what my kids are saying or writing. We let the Seniors put "nicknames" on the back of their Senior jersey and you wouldn't believe what they try to get away with. They're always surprised when I say "Nice try, but I'm nixing this. Choose another name."

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:20am

There's a new definition for almost every word. For example,

"Tink: A word used by @jordanknight of NKOTB to drive fans crazy on twitter. While initial tink post may have just been random with no intent to cause calamity, further tinks have resulted in mass responses from fans all wanting to know what tink means. In a recent contest for tickets to see NKOTB in NYC, you were even asked to define tink..as part of your questionare. Video explanation of tink is pending.

Much speculation has been made of the definition of tink including a series of criticizing blogs by Ron Callari on wordpress (he has recently begun to redeem himself to nkotb fans). In his most recent blog regarding tink, he has arranged for proceeds from "tink before you tweet" shirts to go towards breast cancer research, which NKOTB are big supporters of!"



Updated On: 5/11/11 at 08:20 AM

[D2]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:20am

I love how these kids are constantly surprised when we display our knowledge to them, Moony. They really do think we don't know anything.

Sort of like us at their age.

But at least we have the advantage of the internet to find things out much faster than our parents/teachers did, especially when it comes to things like that.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:23am

Check out the many definitions for 'deet'. Very insightful!

[D2]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:26am

I just did.

"Short for diciple number 2.
D2 belongs to the well know religion of Leonard.
Where Leonard is like God! More awesome than Chuck Norris!"

"Designated driver"

And my favorite:

"A saddo Buffy/other us tv show fanboy. Also an old geek who fancys ppl like Avril Lavigne and Dawn from Buffy, creepy..."

Who is Avril Lavigne? Dawn from Buffy? I know not of whom they speak.

[D2]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:29am

And this one is pretty fun:

5. Blue Moon

A blue moon is a man's shaved buttocks. Preferably having shaven it using his girlfriend's razor.

"Hey, that's a nice blue moon you've got there."

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:37am

ACK!!!!!!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:46am

Morning peeps! It was lovely speaking with a Framily member on the phone last night. My heart always smiles when I talk to her. Now which hotline can I call today? Bwhahahahaha

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:54am

Funny. Real funny.

Phone conversation in my kitchen last night, as hubby was fixing his plate for dinner:

Framily member: "Alright, sweetheart, I'll talk to you later. I love you, babe."

Me: "Ok, I love you, too, sweets."

Hubby: "You're talking to someone who's gay, right? RIGHT???"

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 9:13am

How is Shamey doing?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 9:27am

Moony, it's good to keep them on their toes. I hope you told him that I am NOT gay

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 9:44am

What I should have said was, "Remember that crazy lesbian who was stalking me years ago.....?"

What I said was, "Well that's what he claims, but who knows...."

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 9:47am

So much hilarity this morning! Moonie, I was the school newspaper editor in high school, and I cannot believe now some of the stuff that we printed!

Happy Humping Day!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/11/11 at 10:09am

Hallo.

One of these puppies will be moving in at my cousin's.

http://www.sterlingsamoyeds.net/scandals-puppies.html