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Something like this, I can see me screwing up and burning royally"
That's why a Fire Extinguisher is a very important kitchen appliance, Girly.
Speaking of burning - yesterday in my water aerobics class the instructor reamed out that alpha male lady, I mean really told her off: "Listen, [name], mind your own goddam business, and get those f***in' legs movin'. I want you movin' water. Not your mouth. WATER!"
It was fun.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)