I'm in! I'll meet you at Boobs's house.
Wait, I need everyone to see my post, even if this is on a new page.
"Wow. I just got hit on BAD. Damn. I'm so glad I have an out of use phone number to give this guy or he'd never have left my apartment!"
Awww. . . Shira do you need my tazer?
Can we bring a couple of animals back, though? Pretty animals that we like?
Shira, what happenend?
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Seriously, soapy.
Salvation Army came to do a pickup, and one of the guys was all "Come on, I'll call you..." He wouldn't take no for an answer. Jeez!
he was in your apartment?
Girly, those animals ... YES!
Shira, call their office now and report him. NOW!
Salvation Army has to pick up! I'll be making sure my doors are heavily locked.
I'll do that, SOMMS.
yes, listen to SOMMS!
I'm on the phone. That was just SO uncomfortable.
Totally report him. And lock your doors.
Absolutely, Shira. Report him NOW!
I did, I did. And I've locked the doors and I'll lock my windows. That was just scary.
Well, I hate to say it, but you're going to have get used to it - you are becoming devastating, you know!
Um, I'm still obese. But I love you for saying that :)
And, in the future, don't give creeps a number, even if it is out of order. Just say "no thanks" and ask them to leave.
Thanks Shamey. I was just...stunned. Does that make sense? You'd think I'd have known that, but I was just um...what will it take for you to go away?
I understand, especially, since he was in your apartment already. It's scary.
When you're alone in your place with a stranger, it's not a bad idea to have a phone in hand. You know, so you can call the cops or beat him with it. Whatever.
From now on Shira, give them MY phone number. I'll make them regret it ... that, or make them an ex.
Ha ha! I really shouldn't wear Old Spice. I can't get over how sexy I smell.
Shira, give him Soapy's number.
D2 - I'm listening to Guys & Dolls and that song just came on!
Of course, Shira!
I smell nice. . . .and I have pepper spray.
Which recording, Tink?
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