Make FB come over and scrub out the freezer with a new toothbrush and some soft scrub.
Not a bad idea, Shamey. But I am getting some help cleaning from a delightfully elfin, incredibly generous being tonight.
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Nevermind - I figured it out.
I don't feel guilty, i cleaned during the party!
Tink, you have no reason to feel guilty. No one does. Except FB.
I'm surprised that you remember any of it.
I did too! Once, in the kitchen, after you drooled all over yourself and the floor and then again later with my sweater.
I suprisingly didn't get trashed, heppy. Shocking I know! I was on my way there, but the welcoming committee role played a bigger importance!
You forget Shamey, I was drooling because of that luscious strip tease you did in my foyer.
So, Shamey was the Welcoming Committee?
No. Tink, Boobs and I were the welcoming committee. We had to do a field trip to welcome the Irish contingent.
Sshhh! D2, I wasn't talking about THAT drooling!
Tink had a little mishap when she tried to drink the shot and eat the chocolate shot glass at the same time, but it was a bold attempt.
Hep, I'm always very welcoming.
Oh. Yeah. I forgot about that.
It just wouldn't be a party if Tink wasn't over-ambish with her shot taking skills.
There's no such thing! Oh wait, yeah there is. It involves red wine in a freakin' wine glass.
Dignity, always dignity.
SHAMEY DID A STRIPTEASE?????
SH*T!
Shocking to miss the moment of the year, isn't it?
You were too busy with your own striptease for Jaily, Rath.
I can't promise that, Hep, but I did vow never to try the wine glass shooter again.
GoddDAMN.
And who is FB?
Wow, we must have been doing dueling strips in different rooms, Rath. Imagine the possibilities!
My strip was involuntary.
Boo.
FB is Freezer Bandit.
Ahh.
I still don't quite understand the thought process behind that one.
With an av like that, Rath, saying anything was involuntary will never hold up in court.
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