As long as pigs aren't flying now ...
Fine, think whatever you want to think, SOMMS. I'd prove it to you, but I don't want to be anyone's ex.
Oh, I LOVE all my ex's. Well, all except the one buried in Boobs backyard.
One?
So SOMMS, if you added it up, how many feet of ex's have there been?
Are you up for a cross country trip?
What? I like big feet.
*stares at my tiny feet and for once breathes a sigh of relief*
Big feet does not always equal a big ... nose.
That would be why a lot of them are exes DD.
They DO help keep you from falling over forward, though, should that be something that you want to avoid...
So what you really like are big noses. I see.
Once again, I'm out.
I'm assuming pip has big feet.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I always just thought big feet meant big socks.
And shoes.
Ironic isn't it DD, since I have no sense of smell. And, Deety, sweetie, you are the exception to every one of my rules. RUN!!!!
ROFLMAO. Nervously.
Pip blushes easily, DD...
Pip talks in the third person. Interesting.
The things one learns ...
Just a bit ironic, sommsy. Just a bit. Almost like rain on your wedding day. If you could have one. Wedding day.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
That is NOT irony.
I hate that song. I hate her.
No hating allowed her missy! Unless, it's cows, of course.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
What, she isn't?
But ... but ... *sigh*
I keep waiting for your avatar to look up, SOMMS...
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