Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes.- Page 102

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 9:16pm

All by myself

don't wanna be

all by myself

anymore

[shira467]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 9:23pm

Can I get a handbook on straight men?

[gettinhep]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 9:34pm

Oh, sweetie, the handbook's been out of print for years.

[shira467]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 9:35pm

I can't even get a copy of the FGF Handbook for Shira.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:07pm

Shira, we've discussed this before. Your main problem is that you have a personality and a brain. Most straight guys don't go for that. And the ones who do don't actually get that way until they're about 40.

Of course, I'm generalizing.

[shira467]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:28pm

Nope, I just found someone I pretty much head over heels for (this has been going on for months).

But I think I'm semi-dating a relationship phobe as he's been burned before.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:32pm

Yeah, relationship-phobic guys are pretty hopeless until they're about 40.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:36pm

Greetings. Greetings. Greetings.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:40pm

Evening greetings from me as well.

**hugs for addy just because**

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:42pm

Tink, that's the best reason!

**HUGS**

And *hugs* for Shira and Miss P and all the other fine Adults who are here tonight!

[shira467]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:58pm

I definitely need *hugs* right now. And drinks.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:07pm

Addy, sweetheart! Momo, dearest! Shira, darling!

I'm on heavy-duty painkillers tonight. How's by you?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:10pm

painkillers?! Yikes - that doesn't sound good.

Bedtime for me... sweet dreams (and more hugs)!!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:11pm

Wah! You just got here!!!

Does anyone want to see XANADU one last time on September 30? And should I get on-stage seating for the last show or enjoy it in all its full-frontal splendor?

[shira467]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:14pm

If it were full-frontal like we like full frontal, than sure. But otherwise, go for onstage, it's fun!

Night, Addy!

[harris007]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:32pm

The cows bring in milkshakes and connect 4. For shira

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:37pm

Harris. When?

[harris007]

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:58pm

When what miss p

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 9/18/08 at 12:03am

Shira, the problem is that men just want to have sex, but we also will do all the things necessary to make our wives happy: pay the bills; do homework with the kids; take care of every household chore outside cleaning and shopping; shop and clean when asked; take the kids to sporting events, have sex once a month, etc.

Hi all!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/18/08 at 12:18am

Brdy is right about a lot of stuff. But not EVERYTHING! (e.g., cleaning, paying bills)

I asked Caldwell B. Cladwell why men talk about sex all the time and he said it's because it's all up to us (i.e., women), so the men keep throwing the idea "out there" in the event that we, once every now and then, will take the bait, so to speak.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 9/18/08 at 12:25am

Ah, Mr. Caldwell is a truthful and funny man. We are just hopeful!

[D2]

Posted: 9/18/08 at 7:24am

Mornin'

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/18/08 at 7:28am

Good morning all!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/18/08 at 7:54am

Mornin' Sommsy-love. MWAH!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/18/08 at 7:54am

How do chicklets!

If I was going to see Xanadu, and I knew it was the last time, I think I'd want the full experience of being in the audience and not on stage. But that's just me.