Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes. — Page 102

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#2526

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 9:16pm

All by myself

don't wanna be

all by myself

anymore

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#2527

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 9:23pm

Can I get a handbook on straight men?

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#2528

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 9:34pm

Oh, sweetie, the handbook's been out of print for years.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#2529

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 9:35pm

I can't even get a copy of the FGF Handbook for Shira.

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#2530

Shira, we've discussed this before. Your main problem is that you have a personality and a brain. Most straight guys don't go for that. And the ones who do don't actually get that way until they're about 40.

Of course, I'm generalizing.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2531

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:28pm

Nope, I just found someone I pretty much head over heels for (this has been going on for months).

But I think I'm semi-dating a relationship phobe as he's been burned before.

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#2532

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:32pm

Yeah, relationship-phobic guys are pretty hopeless until they're about 40.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2533

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:36pm

Greetings. Greetings. Greetings.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2534

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:40pm

Evening greetings from me as well.

**hugs for addy just because**

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#2535

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:42pm

Tink, that's the best reason!

**HUGS**

And *hugs* for Shira and Miss P and all the other fine Adults who are here tonight!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2536

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:58pm

I definitely need *hugs* right now. And drinks.

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#2537

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:07pm

Addy, sweetheart! Momo, dearest! Shira, darling!

I'm on heavy-duty painkillers tonight. How's by you?

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2538

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:10pm

painkillers?! Yikes - that doesn't sound good.

Bedtime for me... sweet dreams (and more hugs)!!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2539

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:11pm

Wah! You just got here!!!

Does anyone want to see XANADU one last time on September 30? And should I get on-stage seating for the last show or enjoy it in all its full-frontal splendor?

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2540

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:14pm

If it were full-frontal like we like full frontal, than sure. But otherwise, go for onstage, it's fun!

Night, Addy!

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#2541

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:32pm

The cows bring in milkshakes and connect 4. For shira

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2542

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:37pm

Harris. When?

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2543

Adults!

Posted: 9/17/08 at 11:58pm

When what miss p

#2544

Adults!

Posted: 9/18/08 at 12:03am

Shira, the problem is that men just want to have sex, but we also will do all the things necessary to make our wives happy: pay the bills; do homework with the kids; take care of every household chore outside cleaning and shopping; shop and clean when asked; take the kids to sporting events, have sex once a month, etc.

Hi all!

#2545

Adults!

Posted: 9/18/08 at 12:18am

Brdy is right about a lot of stuff. But not EVERYTHING! (e.g., cleaning, paying bills)

I asked Caldwell B. Cladwell why men talk about sex all the time and he said it's because it's all up to us (i.e., women), so the men keep throwing the idea "out there" in the event that we, once every now and then, will take the bait, so to speak.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2546

Adults!

Posted: 9/18/08 at 12:25am

Ah, Mr. Caldwell is a truthful and funny man. We are just hopeful!

#2547

Adults!

Posted: 9/18/08 at 7:24am

Mornin'

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#2548

Adults!

Posted: 9/18/08 at 7:28am

Good morning all!

#2549

Adults!

Posted: 9/18/08 at 7:54am

Mornin' Sommsy-love. MWAH!

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#2550

Adults!

Posted: 9/18/08 at 7:54am

How do chicklets!

If I was going to see Xanadu, and I knew it was the last time, I think I'd want the full experience of being in the audience and not on stage. But that's just me.

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

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