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Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes. — Page 105

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#2601

Adults!

I play GREAT online billiards. In person...not so much.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#2602

Adults!

oh shameys don't worry, the way i've been shooting lately anyone could beat me.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2603

Adults!

If someone tells me the exact spot to hit on the cue ball and exactly where to aim on the table, then there's an 80% chance that I'll hit it correctly. But without the help, I'm lost. Damn Geometry and Physics!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2604

Adults!

enough alcohol and you won't need to worry about anything. :)

I want to go to bed.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2605

Adults!

Statements like that are why you are no longer allowed to be my bartender.

Adults!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2606

Adults!

oh shush....you love it.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2607

Adults!

Yeah, but let's not forget that there's a limit. And it is BEFORE the blackout stage.


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2608

Adults!

I was getting people equally sloshed that night so dont' worry. I've been good to you since.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2609

Adults!

You two were the Tequila Twins that night. And several others, too. Adults!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2610

Adults!

I only hit the shots twice. One in a chocolate cup. Speaking of which, still have a box. Adults!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#2611

Adults!

Oh please, you're just waiting for the next opportunity!


Yeah, there were a couple others in the Tequila crew. I'm guessing it was the mixing that did me in. And I'm still blaming Tink.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2612

Adults!

nah, the tequila was hidden and reserved for me, you and Boobs. And it was at Boobs request - so blame him. i would have never bought it if he didnt ask.

And of course I still have the bottle so everytime shameys has been over since I show her it and she cringes.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2613

Adults!

"Oh please, you're just waiting for the next opportunity!"

I don't know how to break this to you, but while I do enjoy drinking with you immensely I don't exactly sit around and wait for our get-togethers in order to imbibe copious amounts of alcoholic refreshment. Adults!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2614

Adults!

It's not the bottle that makes me cringe, it's that she keeps telling people the story!!!


That was for Tink, Deet. I'm hoping you'll have my back in the future. Adults!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2615

Adults!

just scotch guard the bed first

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2616

Adults!

SHE SAID IT, NOT ME!!!

And yes, Shamey, I'll watch out for you next times.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2617

Adults!

LOL! Okay, I think that sounded far worse than you meant it to. Adults!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2618

Adults!

Doesn't it always? Tink? Adults!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2619

Adults!

Geez, spill a splash of expresso vodka on a man's bed and people never let you forget it!


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2620

Adults!

You told me it was red wine!

BTW, Shamey, I've changed my mind about you know who:

Adults!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2621

Adults!

I did not! Tink, back me up here.

Deet, you told me a few weeks later that YOU spilled red wine on your bed. I was elbowed by a tall, drunk, musician and spilled a little vodka on the foot board.

Edit: Oh, and he's definitely out of the running.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

Updated On: 9/18/08 at 04:51 PM

#2622

Adults!

Damn, I really was drunk that night.

And apparently a few weeks later, too.

Adults!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2623

Adults!

Hahaha! Yes, I wasn't the worst one in the room that night. I'm not sure if it was you or Boobs.

Speaking of Boobs, I hope he's doing okay with all of this stock market madness.

Alrighty, my peeps, I'm out. Be good!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2624

Adults!

It was Boobs. I didn't get in the bathtub with you-know-who!

Has anyone heard from him lately?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2625

Adults!

Voldermort? No...


So, I have conjunctivitis! Yay...not.
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