Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes. — Page 46

#1126

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 9:36am

it really is a lovely cake. i don't eat cake, but it does make it tempting.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1127

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 9:38am

Ice cream, then!

Apparently, I suck at shaving. I sliced off a strip of skin on my leg about three inches long last night, and it refuses to stop bleeding. Ouch.

I mean...good morning!

*sneaks off to start packing*

#1128

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 9:38am

The cake is really for us. There's a bottle of Patron with your name on it, Tink.

#1129

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 9:45am

And an omelette with Taylor ham and Pringles on the side.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1130

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 9:51am

oh you ladies really know the way to my heart!

DGG - ouch.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1131

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 10:00am

That's the only problem with IHOP - they don't stock Patron. We'll provide you with an attractive paper bag.

#1132

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 10:15am

I keep thinking that it's Friday and getting very depressed when I realize that it's not.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1133

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 11:42am

Two classes down, 28 to go.

Good group again. Sharp. Smart. They'll keep me on my toes. Makes for a MUCH better semester.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1134

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 12:14pm

But on the bright side, it is a long weekend for many of us!

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#1135

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 12:19pm

Friggin' tired! Trader Joe's is tiring. Naptime!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1136

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 12:38pm

Poor, poor Shira!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1137

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 12:39pm

Shamey, don't you realize how exhausting it must be to actually be Shira!?!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1138

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 12:44pm

I can't begin to imagine it, Deet.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1139

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 1:11pm

Oh, hush. I've been running around to interviews, being a nurse to a sick friend, and trying to find a job. Humor me, will ya!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1140

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 1:20pm

Humoring you is not in the FG Handbook. At least not in the NEW REVISED IMPROVED edition.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1141

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 1:30pm

I don't believe I've seen that one, D2. Mind bringing it over tonight?

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1142

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 1:51pm

I'd love to darling, but it's not something to be discussed over cheese.

And it's not like you have a say in the matter anyway.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1143

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 1:56pm

So what is it supposed to be discussed over? Any form of mutilated cow? Because I can work with that

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1144

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 2:00pm

*Blithely ignores Shira, as is an FG's right. Says so, in the New Revised Improved Handbook. Which she cannot discuss with an FG.*

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1145

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 2:08pm

I don't like this new handbook.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1146

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 2:09pm

You rarely like anything that's good for you.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1147

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Posted: 8/28/08 at 2:10pm

I haven't seen these new benefits yet.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1148

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 2:31pm

You don't see them as benefits, Shira. We do, but you don't.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1149

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 2:45pm

I'd renounce you, but I like you too much.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1150

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/28/08 at 2:47pm

As fascinating as this banter is, does anyone have anything else going on that they'd like to share? Anything at all? :-P

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson