Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes. — Page 74

#1826

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:43pm

Tink!

Shira, good.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1827

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:45pm

I refuse to discuss hair with Shira.

For me, I came to realize it was a blessing that I immediately went bald, because I have nowhere NEAR the patience necessary to deal with that nonsense. If I couldn't shower, shave, dress and be ready to go in 15 minutes, I'd remove what was holding me up anyway.

#1828

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:46pm

For some men, its what dangles that holds them up - would you remove THAT?!

*mwah*

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1829

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:47pm

That's assuming I ever actually dangle . . .

Good GOD, I really shouldn't speak that way!

#1830

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:48pm

Yet...you do.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1831

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:50pm

I know, it's shocking. I'm a good girl, I am . . .

Oh, what's the use.

#1832

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:51pm

uh huh

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1833

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:52pm

And you guys wonder where I get it from?!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1834

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:52pm

Why do you think we're always a few steps ahead of you? Hmmm?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1835

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:53pm

I see, I see.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1836

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:56pm

BTW, Shira, we thought of you on Friday night. We went to Grayz. They were all over us like long lost friends. We're on the list there now.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1837

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:06pm

"They were all over us like long lost friends. We're on the list there now."

My dream is to reach that status at certain Nevada establishments.

#1838

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:10pm

the bunny ranch?

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1839

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:15pm

Oh, D2. That makes me so happy.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1840

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:18pm

That makes YOU happy? You should have seen J2! Like a kid on Christmas morning. Last week we made it on the list at Dovetail, and then Grayz... he's beside himself. The little dear.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1841

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:20pm

Between the both of J2 & I, it could be entertaining.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1842

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:24pm

Well, you seem to have gotten on the list at ARTISANAL, haven't you?

And btw, just what the hell are you trying to say, Shira? Is that English you're attempting?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

Updated On: 9/8/08 at 09:24 PM

#1843

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:41pm

Are these places restaurants? I'm a few months behind on my NYC lingo.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1844

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:41pm

I was on the phone with a boy, I was distracted.

D2 - Well, I seem to eat there enough for someone who is not their core demographic.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1845

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:46pm

And how did you get on the list at ARTISANAL, Shira? Hmmmm?

Yes Tink, these are all restaurants that J2 and I frequent. Frequently.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1846

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:48pm

I wanna be on lists...it sounds cool.

i get preferential treatment at my pool hall, does that count? :)

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1847

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:48pm

I was pretty and flirtatious with all the right gay men.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1848

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:49pm

Yes, Tink, it counts.

Shira...

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1849

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:51pm

Isn't that correct, D2?

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1850

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:53pm

Technically, yes. Technically, heartlessly, and ungratefully.

Not that I'm looking for, or even expect, thanks.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)