Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes.- Page 74

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:43pm

Tink!

Shira, good.

[Q]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:45pm

I refuse to discuss hair with Shira.

For me, I came to realize it was a blessing that I immediately went bald, because I have nowhere NEAR the patience necessary to deal with that nonsense. If I couldn't shower, shave, dress and be ready to go in 15 minutes, I'd remove what was holding me up anyway.

[shira467]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:46pm

For some men, its what dangles that holds them up - would you remove THAT?!

*mwah*

[Q]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:47pm

That's assuming I ever actually dangle . . .

Good GOD, I really shouldn't speak that way!

[shira467]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:48pm

Yet...you do.

[Q]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:50pm

I know, it's shocking. I'm a good girl, I am . . .

Oh, what's the use.

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:51pm

uh huh

[shira467]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:52pm

And you guys wonder where I get it from?!

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:52pm

Why do you think we're always a few steps ahead of you? Hmmm?

[shira467]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:53pm

I see, I see.

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:56pm

BTW, Shira, we thought of you on Friday night. We went to Grayz. They were all over us like long lost friends. We're on the list there now.

[Q]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:06pm

"They were all over us like long lost friends. We're on the list there now."

My dream is to reach that status at certain Nevada establishments.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:10pm

the bunny ranch?

[shira467]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:15pm

Oh, D2. That makes me so happy.

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:18pm

That makes YOU happy? You should have seen J2! Like a kid on Christmas morning. Last week we made it on the list at Dovetail, and then Grayz... he's beside himself. The little dear.

[shira467]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:20pm

Between the both of J2 & I, it could be entertaining.

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:24pm

Well, you seem to have gotten on the list at ARTISANAL, haven't you?

And btw, just what the hell are you trying to say, Shira? Is that English you're attempting?

Updated On: 9/8/08 at 09:24 PM

[MotorTink]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:41pm

Are these places restaurants? I'm a few months behind on my NYC lingo.

[shira467]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:41pm

I was on the phone with a boy, I was distracted.

D2 - Well, I seem to eat there enough for someone who is not their core demographic.

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:46pm

And how did you get on the list at ARTISANAL, Shira? Hmmmm?

Yes Tink, these are all restaurants that J2 and I frequent. Frequently.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:48pm

I wanna be on lists...it sounds cool.

i get preferential treatment at my pool hall, does that count? :)

[shira467]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:48pm

I was pretty and flirtatious with all the right gay men.

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:49pm

Yes, Tink, it counts.

Shira...

[shira467]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:51pm

Isn't that correct, D2?

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:53pm

Technically, yes. Technically, heartlessly, and ungratefully.

Not that I'm looking for, or even expect, thanks.