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Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes.- Page 80

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes.

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D2
#1975Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:18am

On another note entirely:

The lyrics to one of SOMMS' big numbers (to the tune of GUYS AND DOLLS)

GUYS AND SOMMS

When he meets an ex
Whether prior or next
You can bet he’ll be doin’ it with that guy

When he spots a john hangin’ out in the breeze
It’s a chance he will sieze
He’s down on his knees
Without saying please

When he sees a guy
In a suit and a tie
It’s a cinch
He’ll be clinching him by and by

Whether taking or dictating
He’s a lover of fornicating
That’s our SOMMS
Always doing it with some guy, some guy, some guy
Our SOMMS’ always doing it with some guy.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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shameless
#1976Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:33am

It brings a tear to the eye.


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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shira467
#1977Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:36am

Cute, D2.


Deet: Shira, I Love You!

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JerseyGirl2
#1978Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:36am

Hello beautiful adults. muah!


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#1979Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:48am

Howdy JG2

I'm telling ya, Deetie, that show has Tony written all over it. I need one to go with my two Emmy's. Get busy!

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shira467
#1980Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:49am

I'm always working on getting busy, I assure you.


Deet: Shira, I Love You!

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shameless
#1981Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:49am

Hey JG!

So, I take it this isn't the show that Tink and I are in, Deet? Adults!


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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shira467
#1982Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:51am

I wanna be in "Fugue for LongHorns"


Deet: Shira, I Love You!

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MotorTink
#1983Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:58am

Someone needs to bump D2's parody corner thread and paste the new one in.

morning whiskers on kittens.



BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

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shameless
#1984Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:59am

Hello, my Sunshine!

Is your Dad still in Jersey?


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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MotorTink
#1985Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 11:05am

no, he flew back yesterday.



BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

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shameless
#1986Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 11:12am

Bummer.

I have my second and possibly last game tonight. The team voted to give it another shot against a team that's supposed be weaker than the construction workers, but I'm not hopeful. I'm missing my book club for this sh*t. Not cool!


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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D2
#1987Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 11:27am

Nope, Shamey, you're in a different show. Unless you want to be in the SOMMS FOLLIES. (working title)


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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shameless
#1988Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 11:40am

Geez, it's bad enough I have to share with Tink! Adults!

Going out to pick up some lunch. Back in a bit.


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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MotorTink
#1989Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 11:44am

**hair toss, back turn**



BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

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D2
#1990Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 11:46am

^^I missed that^^


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

Bluemoon
#1991Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 11:54am

She's tossing her hair again? Cooool.

Hi all. A morning of meetings prevailed. Afternoon of activities to follow. I can't for the life of me remember why I asked for a more challenging job. Be careful what you wish for and all that...

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shameless
#1992Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 12:32pm

Hi Moony! Mwah!




Hey Tink!


Adults!


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

brdlwyr
#1993Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 12:40pm

Careful the wish you make,
Wishes are children.
Careful the path they take,
Wishes come true,
Not free.
Careful the spell you cast,
Not just on children.
Sometimes the spell may last
Past what you can see
And turn against you...

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shameless
#1994Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 12:44pm

brd, your post made much more sense after I realized it was in response to Moony's post. Adults!


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

brdlwyr
#1995Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 12:48pm

I love Into the Woods! I have watched the OBC video dozens of times!

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shameless
#1996Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 1:47pm

brd, your love for Into the Woods is well documented. In fact, it's one of maybe 5 facts that I know about you.


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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DayDreamer
#1997Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 2:11pm

Boo!


I can't wait to leave for SoCal tomorrow. Going to see "The Little Dog Laughed" tonight.

*dips shamey*


Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

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shameless
#1998Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 2:13pm

Ya know, Mister, don't think I'm not noticing how often you're traveling to CA these days. I've got my eye on you!


Adults!


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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DayDreamer
#1999Adults!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 2:14pm

Me? This is the first time in over two years ...


Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

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