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#4926

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

A chocolate martini party!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#4927

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

That sounds perfect!

Holiday parties, birthday parties, parties for no reason parties...
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#4928

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

A Leap day party!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#4929

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

A let's end this thing party!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4931

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

A 21st birthday party!

And where the hell is Shira?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#4932

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

Followed by a Let's Celebrate the New One party!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4933

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

More hopping together
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#4934

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

Will we need b-day hats?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#4935

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

And it totally hurt my feelings that y'all didn't want to hear my other knock knock joke.

Tough, here it is!!!! can the adults please turn 21 already?  I'm thirsty! :-P

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#4938

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

I'm with ya MoonY!!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#4941

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

It is ABOUT TIME you showed up mister!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#4942

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

I've got to run to the store real fast and get something for my hacking cough. I'll be back soon and I expect to find a new thread....
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#4943

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

For Moony:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#4945

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

SOMMS!!!! can the adults please turn 21 already?  I'm thirsty! :-P
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4947

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

I must be out here in 15 folks.... please post!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#4949

can the adults please turn 21 already? I'm thirsty! :-P

This one is for Boobs wherever he is!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
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