Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 23: Off on a Drinking Spree- Page 21

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:11pm

And we're excited that it's going to be above 70 today. Back to the 60s tomorrow.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:12pm

LS..I never spit....oh wait...tacks..yes I'll spit tacks.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:13pm

I thought you were getting delirious and in need of a drinky drink.

Updated On: 6/20/08 at 03:13 PM

[D2]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:13pm

Big brass ones, right, Boobs?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:15pm

The bigger the better I always say Dtwo.

[shameless]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:16pm

So I wouldn't make a convincing Valley girl?

I could use a drink or 3. This day is dragging. And it's been very Tinkless.

[D2]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:19pm

This is the best I can do for you, Shamey:

[D2]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:20pm

And this:

[D2]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:23pm

And I'm outta here. Short day today. Behave yourselves. Or have fun.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:24pm

Woot!

[shameless]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:25pm

Awww, thanks Deet!

Have a great weekend!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:28pm

Where I live it is only the high 80's, but damn, 107, that is brutal.

I hope the grid supports all of the ACs.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:28pm

I should be going to bed too..after all it is 3:30 in the morning here. I have to get up early and make my meatballs for dinner guests tomorrow night..or rather later this evening. Everyone enjoy the rest of your day and have a GREAT weekend.
Hugs and Kisses all around XOXOOXXO

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:30pm

For those still around ...

John was a salesman's delight, he would by anything. John's wife Marsha tolerated this, even though it frustrated her. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school.

Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were
after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John "when I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,

"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:34pm

Haha! That's good!

[shira467]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:52pm

Hah, that's hysterical. I like that.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 3:56pm

DD made me giggle.

[shira467]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 4:07pm

But does he make you toot?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 4:09pm

Oh, dear.

Outta here. Have a great weekend kids!

[shira467]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 4:10pm

Have fun, Girly. I'm hanging in the office for a few more minutes.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 4:15pm

In the office?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 4:31pm

Well, no, that did not make me toot.

Goodness it is gross outsdie.

[shameless]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 4:34pm

DD, if I'm not mistaken, Shira said something about an internship.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 4:35pm

**pours a shot for shameys and then runs back to the chaos**

[shameless]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 4:38pm

She takes such good care of me!






Except for when she doesn't.