Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Naughty Nine — Page 96

You mean you're not?

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*sits down and grabs popcorn.*

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Soapy, why aren't you in school today? Is this another holiday my company isn't giving us off for??

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Good boy.

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We are on "fall break" Every nine weeks the school cuts us loose for a week.

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Rath, I got this e-mail this morning and I thought it might come in handy if your sleeping habits don’t improve.

TEN things to say when caught sleeping @ your desk!

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

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I'll pass on the popcorn, but those apple crepes are fantastic! Thanks so much.




Good morning dear adults. I do hope you have a lovely day. MUCH gratitude is going up today for your safe escape last night, Boobs.

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Updated On: 10/10/06 at 09:56 AM

shamey, I can't use that #1. It's Moony's.

me, it's about 96 pages.

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Updated On: 10/10/06 at 09:58 AM

Mamie - that's exactly what they look like. Or...looked like an hour ago.

Yes. I know.

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I know, I love high school. Too bad this is my last year.

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HEY! Those of us at work don't want to hear that we're missing Debbie Reynolds.

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