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#1202

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

I think the knee socks are a bit much...

(Kansas, it doesn't do anything for me, either. can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic? )

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 7/18/08 at 02:20 PM

#1209

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

ha! When I went to the Mariner's game a couple of weeks ago I had to have a hot dog and beer, even though it wasn't that good and seriously over-priced. It just didn't feel right not to.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1215

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Ok, everybody sing along now...


Radio Broadcast:
Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!



"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#1217

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Let Me Sleep On It


Girl:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further--!


Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?


Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning


Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning


Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning


Girl:
I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?


Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it!!!


Girl:
Will you love me forever?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it!!!

Girl:
Will you love me forever!!!


(That's the part you can sing along to...)
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#1219

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

...and just to round home plate (so to speak) with that song, here's the wrap-up for everyone to sing to...


III. Praying for the End of Time


Boy:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!


So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!


Boy:
It was long ago and it was far away
and it was so much better than it is today


Girl:
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#1220

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Addy - I associate that song with one of the strangest New Year's Eve parties I've ever been to. A friend invited me, and at midnight this entire group of people split up into men and women, and sang the song at each other. I had only been in the US a year, did not know that song, and that was completely alien to me.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1224

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

I truly thought that's what people my age did for New Years. You should've seen my surprise the following year ...
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

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