Isn't clothes optional?
oh boobs, your signature has so much meaning for me and shameys.
Speaking of which, I think she will do swell as the wedding singer. but no matter how much you beg, there will be no repeat Defying Gravity duet performances.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
MT, my girls did all of Act One of Wicked the other night, it was hilarious!
Tinky...remember I've seen you and Shames in action.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Miller Lite? What kind of a fancy-dancy joint do you think Boobs booked? It's Ripple or moonshine. We're saving the good stuff - Boone's Farm - for the toast.
Darn, and I was all ready for a kool-aid/Smirnoff punch.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
It was so nice of the happy couple to invite our friend Angry Deer to the ceremony. Of course, Mr. Deer had no idea he would wind up as the main course for the reception.
I don't know what you people are talking about, but, whatever it is, it can always involve champagne.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Leave it to Addy to class up the joint. If you look on the previous page, Addy, you'll see the bouquet you kindly provided for the blushing bride.
Edit: oops - two pages back
Updated On: 2/19/09 at 03:05 PM
That must mean it's pink!
Who is the blushing bride? What are we celebrating?
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Addy would be the cousin that all of the male guests are pursuing!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
You'll have to read back 4 pages for the whole sordid story. Let's just say that WYIW and Q's brother met last night and he's been talking about her and she's been blushing and day dreaming and well, we were amused (and bored at work) and we're going ahead and marrying them off before they come to their senses (and the alcohol runs out - whatever happens first).
The alcohol is running out? EEEK!
*runs to the store for more booze*
We're having the wedding and reception in my shed pepople !!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
good. We'll serve groundhog to those who don't like angry de....I mean venison.
Moony..sssshhhhh....we are up to 3 of those...that should be enough for all of the guests.
Mooney, you are just making me laugh.
I checked with the cats, and they are not too sure about all this...
The cats are ready!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
A shed wedding!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
Update:
My brother just woke up, and informed me that although we didn't get home until 3:30am, he proceeded to go back out and 'rendevous' with someone.
This may or may not affect the upcoming nuptuals, depending on whether or not we want to move the wedding to Utah.
Boys are so fickle when they're drunk.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
I did go to a goat roast once!
My family are experts on pig on the spit!
Can't back out now! The guests are arriving!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Brd - what the hell are you talking about? Focus, man.
Rendevous, huh? We're gonna need a bigger gun.
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