What would I pull, D2? Couldn't I just be exported back to the US? Be put on probation or something?
was all shy until the martinis started flowing and then people were eating my cherries and i was sitting on laps
Where is Q when we need him.
He's probably figuring out how to get me out of a Singapore jail.
Okay, I'm exhausted. My brain hurts. Job hunting sucks. Why don't they want me? I'm fantastic!
She's right about that, DD.
Although she sat on my lap before the martinis started flowing.
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Q is practicing his new year's resolution to keep his mouth shut.
It's hard.
To keep it shut, I mean.
My mouth, I mean.
Oh, nevermind.
Happy New Year to you too, Darling Q.
and that was me on a tame evening! :)
See with DD I didnt sit on anyones laps (not that I remember at least) but I did sit at strange peoples tables. Well and spanked...but that is a whole different story!
Do tell.
I'm all ears.
And I have an interview with a recruiting firm tomorrow. Whew!
Handcuffed and spanked.
Just be patient, Shira. Of course you're fantastic, but the world takes its time recognizing the obvious. And it's only Day Two.
Now, as my dear departed mother said to me after my THIRD day of job hunting without an offer: "Have you considered the post office?"
Considering how often I "go postal", it probably wouldn't be a good idea for me!
My dear father asked me to come home. Again. He put up an ad on craigslist looking for people to live with him, IN THE HOUSE! And he expects me to visit? Uh-uh. Especially since I'd have no room!
Have you been to the post office lately? They all go postal with alarming regularity. You'd probably be a model of diplomacy and decorum!
Parents. Can't live with 'em, miss 'em when they're dead. It's a no-win situation.
You'd probably be a model of diplomacy and decorum!
Did anyone else just start guffawing at that idea? ME? Diplomatic and decorous. Yeah.
Amongst that group of course you would be. Which in and of itself is a hilarious (and frightening) thought.
haha, that story is saved for people who were there only! So many interesting things happened that night. Just imagine me coming home and trying to explain it all to Chris. He just shook his head.
blah, i have plenty of work to do but none of it is interesting to me at the moment. boo
Work is boring, Tink. I'm bored of job hunting!
Deet - I feel like it would be one of the "switch places with another person" Lifetime shows. Oh, my.
This week on The Simple Life - Shira Goes Postal (And In Government-Issued Uniforms!)
Shira in a government issued uniform?! The mind boggles.
So freakin busy here today!! Need coffee or alcohol or something!
Hi kids!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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Shira in a government issued uniform?! The mind boggles.
So freakin busy here today!! Need coffee or alcohol or something!
Hi kids!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
The mind boggles twice, I see.
I'm living on Diet Green Tea today. Yum!
Hi again peeps...it's 4 a.m. here and I'm back at work..what's wrong with this picture? One good thing about having a 24/6 team is that someone is always in the office. Guess I'm still on NY time and couldn't sleep...what's the sense of just laying in bed with too many thoughts going through my head..right? Now only if McDonalds was open for breakfast.
Happy New Year Q *mwah*
Hi Boobs!!! I think you're excellent. *hugs*
Aww thanks Shira !!! You're swell yourself. Now if you ever go to a Singaporean prison I'll write
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