Yeah, that must my breakfast of choice these days too, Boobs. As was illustrated quite vividly last night.
J2 and I went to my aunt's wake last night (again, not the one y'all met in December) - my cousin L, her daughter, sees me and comes bustling up. Does she say "hello, thanks for coming, lovely to see you" or any other normal greeting? Nope. First words out of her mouth, ringing through the room: "Oh my God, "Deetie," you've really packed on the pounds!"
Out of the corner of my eye I saw J2 literally reel and go white, but I contained myself. I merely said "I love you too, L," hugged her and quickly found some other cousins to chat with, while J2 heaved a big sigh of relief.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)