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#1751

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:39am

Are these muffins fattening?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1752

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:40am

You were right with Rube.

#1753

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:41am

Yeah, SOMMS, but I still mis-typed it.

Boobs......why NO. No, not at ALL. Why do you ask? Does this muffin make me look fat?

Edited for yet ANOTHER typo. I'm giving up.

Updated On: 11/14/06 at 08:41 AM

#1754

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:49am

Don't worry, Moony, the spelling and grammar police won't be here for another 10 minutes.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1755

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:52am

I think the spelling police have the day off.

I opted for an apple bran muffin today..but thanks anyway Moony.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1756

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:52am

that's spud muffin to you, moony.

boobs, it is never too early for strawberries dipped in chocolate.

oh, and speaking of fat muffins... my vending machine is trying to make me fat(ter). they started stocking twinkies in the office vending machine, so i just had to get a package. well, of course the package got stuck (flashback to my poptart crisis of '06) and had to buy ANOTHER package to release the first stuck package. now, i have two packages of twinkies.

life is so unfair, isn't it.

XING
PED

#1757

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:53am

Letz liv id upp untill then

#1758

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:55am

i make mistakes on purpose, because i like being punished.

XING
PED

#1759

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:58am

my favorite drug name of all time:

Hedgehog Antagonist

i chuckle to myself everytime i see it in the course of doing my work. (and this week, in fact, is one of those rare times when i'm working, so shut it)

i just keep picturing someone teasing and taunting a hedgehog until hijinks ensue.

XING
PED

#1760

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:58am

No caps? Very papa of you.

#1761

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:59am

umm, i was uncapping before papa, so if anyone is copying anyone, it is i who is copying e.e. cummings.

XING
PED

#1762

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:02am

is it wrong to spit into your co-workers coffee when they're not looking?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1763

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:02am

No.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1764

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:04am

define "spit."

XING
PED

#1765

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:05am

Please don't ask him that this early in the a.m.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1766

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:06am

Morning Rath *hands her a cup of coffee*

RobbO...let's just say not as much spit as you're used to.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1767

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:07am

XING
PED

#1768

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:08am

*hands that coffee to Moony*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1769

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:12am

does that mean you swallow RobbO?

*edited for spelling..as usual*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 11/14/06 at 09:12 AM

#1770

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:16am

*Bounces off the wall when coffe AND chocolate kick in*

#1771

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:18am

How'd that spit taste?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1772

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:18am

**smiles knowingly**

XING
PED

#1773

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:21am

Chrissake.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1774

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:22am

I once swallowed Chris Sake.

#1775

re: Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:25am

For RobbO...

Baby, blow me
A kiss as you're leaving
Blow me
Woh, a kiss right now
Cause if you're gonna leave me, honey,
I will surely miss the way you blow me
Blow me a kiss
Woh-oh-oh

Come on and blow me, woh
A kiss like you mean it
Blow me
A kiss goodbye
I really can't remember anything as hard as this
So blow me
Blow me a kiss
Woh-oh-oh

Some things in life are hard to swallow
I guess he couldn't take it all
He couldn't handle everything
Woh-oh-oh, who could ?
But if he comes back tomorrow
I'll be shooting my wad
On flowers and a ring

Honey, blow me
Woh, a kiss, as you're leaving, baby
Blow me
Woh, a kiss as you go
And always think about me
As you're going down
Your list
Baby, blow me
Blow me a kiss

I'll miss his arms and his elbows
Woh-oh, they're some nice ones
I'll miss his legs so tall
He's got some long legs, woh-ho
I'll miss his neck and his shoulders
But I'll miss his head most of all
Watch out baby

Baby, blow me
Woh, a kiss as you're leaving, baby
Blow me
Woh, a kiss as you go
Oh oh, look out

And if you wanna come home, honey, that's okay
Just grab a hold of this
And, baby, blow me
Baby, won't you blow me
Blow me a kiss
Woh-oh
Woh Pally
Woh-ho-ho

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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