Good Morning peeps !!! Coffee is on and SOMMS will be in later with breakfast..well he better be.
For SOMMSY.....
SOMMS and Boobs:
[singing]
We'll always be bosom buddies,
Friends, sisters and pals;
We'll always be bosom buddies,
If life should reject you,
There's me to protect you.
SOMMS:
If I say that your tongue is vicious,
Boobs:
If I call you uncouth;
SOMMS and Boobs:
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and tell you the truth.
SOMMS:
[speaking]
Tho' now and again I'm aware that my candid opinion may sting,
Boobs:
Tho' often my frank observation might scald;
I've been meanin' to tell you for years
You should keep your hair natural like mine.
SOMMS:
If I kept my hair natural like yours, I'd be bald.
[singing]
But darling,
SOMMS and Boobs:
We'll always be dear companions,
SOMMS:
My crony,
Boobs:
My mate;
SOMMS and Boobs:
We'll always be harmonizing,
SOMMS:
Orphan Annie and Sandy,
SOMMS and Boobs:
Like Amos and Andy.
SOMMS:
If I say that your sense of style's as far as off as your youth;
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you the whole stinkin' truth.
Boobs:
[speaking]
Each time that a critic has written, "Your voice is the voice of a frog!"
Straight to your side to defend you I rush;
You know that I'm there ev'ry time that the world makes and unkind
remark.
When they say "SOMMSY is the world's greatest lush!"
[singing]
It hurts me!
SOMMS:
And if I say your fangs are showing,
Boobs, pull in your claws,
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will notice the obvious flaws!
Boobs:
[speaking]
I feel it's my duty to tell you it's time to adjust to your age;
You try to be "Peg O' My Heart", when you're "Lady Macbeth."
Exactly how old are you, Vera? The truth!
SOMMS:
Well, how old do you think?
Boobs:
I'd say somewhere in between forty and the death!
SOMMS and Boobs:
[singing]
But sweetie,
SOMMS:
I'll always be Alice Toklas,
If you'll be Gertrude Stein.
And tho' I'll admit I've dished you,
I've gossiped and gloated,
But I'm so devoted.
Boobs:
And if I say that sex and guts made you into a star,
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you how rotten you are.
SOMMS and Boobs:
Just turn your bosom buddy
For aid and affection,
For help and direction,
For loyalty, love and for sooth!
Remember that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and level
And give you the devil,
Will sit down and tell you the truth!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
