I just went to the news page to try to find a link to the story I just saw... and didn't find the penguin chick story, but came across this instead:
Imagine 4,000 Santa Clauses running down a street, many of them drunk.
Then imagine about 30 of them getting sucked into a massive brawl as police break up the donnybrook with nightsticks and tear gas.
...now back to find news of the penguin chicks!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."