Well, the Morning Brigade is up and at it, with trusty Boobs offering hot buns and the always-eager Pip offering, well, anything. It sounds like Pip and SOMMS were naughty not nice, which will please Santa for next year--at least the Santa who comes 'round MY house.
Guido--with all the women looking for straight guys, we ought to be able to find you a nice girl for the new year. After all, we got LA and Carl together (well, at least long distance).
What do you think, Mom? What does Guido need to do to find a cute fairly young female?