Undi! I stand corrected. Of COURSE it's Aunt Minnie!
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(A knock at the door)
Driftwood: Yes?
Woman: Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
Driftwood: Well, you can come in and prowl around if you wanna. If she isn't in here, you can probably find somebody just as good...
Woman: Well, can I use your phone?
Driftwood: Use the phone?! I'll lay ya even money you can't get in the room! This boat will be in New York before you can get to that phone...