Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2) — Page 39

Ahem....


I'm a girl, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!

When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!

When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

Oh Cookie... no clear polish at all on the premises. I just look like an urchin from Les Miz

Grape Juice, LOL, K!

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Of course I can imagine our Addy nailing her auditions with that song in particular!

Addy -- that was MY audition piece too...perhaps that explains why I didn't called back so often....

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K is giggling like a little school girl!

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But K and Addy, do you do the gestures. I audition with the gestures!

SOMMS -- did you really have to ask that...do I do gestures

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Matt - do you enjoy being a girl?

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Updated On: 5/10/06 at 02:16 PM

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Updated On: 5/10/06 at 02:19 PM

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Updated On: 5/10/06 at 02:30 PM

*waves hands in air to be noticed*

Hey...who else is having trouble uploading pictures?

And...does anyone have an unusual/ethnic version of an Advent calendar?

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beacon - come back! I haven't tried putting any pictures in fan photos, so again, I'm no help...

spider - darling baby! Congrats!

And, Matt - how come K gets a free spin but I don't get to play the guessing game...

Oh well - back to being a girl...

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