Ahem....
I'm a girl, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.
I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!
When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!
When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!
I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!
I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.
When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!
When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!
When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!
I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.
Yeah. Some things just shouldn't be combined, K.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
Oh Cookie... no clear polish at all on the premises. I just look like an urchin from Les Miz
Grape Juice, LOL, K!
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Cookie - one of my favorite songs! I used to nail every audition in school when I sang that song. You can imagine it, can't you?
Of course I can imagine our Addy nailing her auditions with that song in particular!
I think I need to sing it again...
Addy -- that was MY audition piece too...perhaps that explains why I didn't called back so often....
K - but it explains why I love you so much!
K is giggling like a little school girl!
Well, Addy has had the giggles all day... Maybe it's the grape juice!
But K and Addy, do you do the gestures. I audition with the gestures!
SOMMS - of COURSE I do the gestures! That song only works with gestures!
SOMMS -- did you really have to ask that...do I do gestures
Matt - do you enjoy being a girl?
Dang, this is getting X rated. Where is my camera?
Do I have to guess?
I'd like to buy a vowel...
If Addy buys a vowel, I want a free spin!
Where is that damn power button?
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
*waves hands in air to be noticed*
Hey...who else is having trouble uploading pictures?
And...does anyone have an unusual/ethnic version of an Advent calendar?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
*feeling shunned and needing more paper for her printer, Beacon hangs her head and walks out the door*
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
beacon - come back! I haven't tried putting any pictures in fan photos, so again, I'm no help...
spider - darling baby! Congrats!
And, Matt - how come K gets a free spin but I don't get to play the guessing game...
Oh well - back to being a girl...
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