Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)- Page 39

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:55pm

Ahem....


I'm a girl, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!

When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!

When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:55pm

Yeah. Some things just shouldn't be combined, K.

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 01:55 PM

[beacon1]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:57pm

Oh Cookie... no clear polish at all on the premises. I just look like an urchin from Les Miz

Grape Juice, LOL, K!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:00pm

Cookie - one of my favorite songs! I used to nail every audition in school when I sang that song. You can imagine it, can't you?

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 02:00 PM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:01pm

Of course I can imagine our Addy nailing her auditions with that song in particular!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:02pm

I think I need to sing it again...

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:03pm

Addy -- that was MY audition piece too...perhaps that explains why I didn't called back so often....

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:04pm

K - but it explains why I love you so much!

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:06pm

K is giggling like a little school girl!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:07pm

Well, Addy has had the giggles all day... Maybe it's the grape juice!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:07pm

But K and Addy, do you do the gestures. I audition with the gestures!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:12pm

SOMMS - of COURSE I do the gestures! That song only works with gestures!

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:15pm

SOMMS -- did you really have to ask that...do I do gestures

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:15pm

Updated On: 5/10/06 at 02:15 PM

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:16pm

Matt - do you enjoy being a girl?

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:16pm

Dang, this is getting X rated. Where is my camera?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:16pm

Updated On: 5/10/06 at 02:16 PM

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:19pm

Do I have to guess?

I'd like to buy a vowel...

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:19pm

Updated On: 5/10/06 at 02:19 PM

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:24pm

If Addy buys a vowel, I want a free spin!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:30pm

Updated On: 5/10/06 at 02:30 PM

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:32pm

Where is that damn power button?

[beacon1]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:36pm

*waves hands in air to be noticed*

Hey...who else is having trouble uploading pictures?

And...does anyone have an unusual/ethnic version of an Advent calendar?

[beacon1]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:40pm

*feeling shunned and needing more paper for her printer, Beacon hangs her head and walks out the door*

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 2:50pm

beacon - come back! I haven't tried putting any pictures in fan photos, so again, I'm no help...

spider - darling baby! Congrats!

And, Matt - how come K gets a free spin but I don't get to play the guessing game...

Oh well - back to being a girl...