Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)- Page 605

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 10:37am

It's day two of your trip down Romance Road. Here're a few pieces of advice you should heed. First, don't forget your vitamins. Second, prepare to learn the incalculable value of powernaps. Third, call the right person.

Call the right person? That implies more than one... I wish!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 10:48am

DD has 'em lining up!

Cookie, I think not...

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:00am

They're lining up alright. The thing is I have no idea where the line is forming!

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:02am

Cookie comes from a bunch o' bumpkins???

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:04am

Impossible!

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:09am

Cookie was born in a bumpkin patch? Well, did you evah?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:16am

nevah...

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:20am

what a swell party this is!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:38am

Mike: She's a lovely girl.
Tracy: Yes, isn't she? Ah, but we're afraid she has a homicidal streak


LOVE that movie...

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:40am

I always wanted to change my name to C.K. Dexter-Haven!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:42am

Tracy Samantha Lord.

We'd be a couple of swells!

[BT]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:51am

a couple a swells? I think we've got a whole room full of 'em!

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 11:56am

y'know, that reminds me of a song... (but then, everything usually reminds me of a song!)

We're a couple of swells
We stop at the best hotels
But we prefer the country far away from the city smells

We're a couple of sports
The pride of the tennis courts
In June, July and August we look cute when we're dressed in shorts

The Vanderbilts have asked us up for tea
We don't know how to get there, no sirree
No sirree...
We would ride up the avenue
but we haven't got the price
We would skate up the avenue
but there isn't any ice
We would ride on a bicycle
but we haven't got a bike
So we'll walk up the avenue
Yes we'll walk up the avenue
and to walk up the avenue's what we like

Wall Street bankers are we
With plenty of currency
We'd open up the safe but we forgot where we put the key

We're the favourite lads
Of girls in the picture ads
We'd like to tell who we kissed last night but we can't be cads

The Vanderbilts are waiting at the club
But how are we to get there, that's the rub
That's the rub...
We would sail up the avenue
but we haven't got a yacht
We would ride up the avenue
but the horse we had was shot
We would go on a trolleycar
but we haven't got the fare
So we'll walk up the avenue
Yes we'll walk up the avenue
And we'll walk up the avenue till we're there

We would swim up the avenue
but we haven't any lake
So we'll walk up the avenue
Yes we'll walk up the avenue
Yes a walk up the avenue's what we'll take!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:03pm

A roomful of swells! Sounds like a fun party.

That's a great song, OTA. And, I'm the same way - if someone says something to me a song usually pops into my head!

My niece (13) and I have the following saying:
Why talk when you can sing and why walk when you can dance?!

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:05pm

I'll take the first part of that, Addy, but the dance part? (I won't dance, don't ask me...) d*mn, did it again!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:10pm

See?! It's a good philosophy, right?

[BT]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:11pm

I am gonna put Judy and Fred on now so I can hear that song! And Addy, you're right - I plan to sing and dance a lot ... OTA - EVERYTHING reminds me of a song!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:15pm

I’m nothing special, in fact I’m a bit of a bore
If I tell a joke, you’ve probably heard it before
But I have a talent, a wonderful thing
’cause everyone listens when I start to sing
I’m so grateful and proud
All I want is to sing it out loud

So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing
Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

Mother says I was a dancer before I could walk
She says I began to sing long before I could talk
And I’ve often wondered, how did it all start?
Who found out that nothing can capture a heart
Like a melody can?
Well, whoever it was, I’m a fan

So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing
Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

I’ve been so lucky, I am the girl with golden hair
I wanna sing it out to everybody
What a joy, what a life, what a chance!

So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing
Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:23pm

(FG)IMPOSSIBLE, FOR A PLAIN YELLOW PUMPKIN TO BECOME A GOLDIN CARIAGE,

IMPOSSIBLE, FOR A PLAIN COUNTRY BUMPKIN AND A PRINCE TO JOIN IN MARIAGE,

AND FOUR WHITE MICE WILL NEVER BE FOUR WHITE HORSES.

SUCH FALLERALL AND FIDDLEDEEDEE OFCOURSES.

IMPOSSIBLE.

BUT THE WORLD IS FULL OF ZANIES AND FOOLS,

WHO DONT BELIEVE IN SENSIBLE RULES,

AND WONT BELIEVE WHAT SENSIBLE PEOPLE SAY,

AND BECAUSE THESE DAF-I-DULIO DOPES KEEP BUILDING UP IMPOSSIBLE HOPES,

IMPOSSIBLE, THINGS ARE HAPPINING EVERYDAY.

C)IMPOSSIBLE,
FG)IMPOSSIBLE,
(C)IMPOSSIBLE,
(FG)IMPOSSIBLE,
(C)IMPOSSIBLE,
(FG)IMPOSSIBLE,
(C+FG)IMPOSSIBLE!
----------------MUSIC------------
(C)ITS POSSIBLE,
FOR A PLAIN YELLOW PUMPKIN TO BECOME A GOLDIN CARIAGE,

ITS POSSIBLE,
FOR A PLAIN COUNTRY BUMPKIN AND A PRINCE TO JOIN IN MARIAGE,

(FG)AND FOUR WHITE MICE ARE EASILY TURNED TO HORSES,

SUCH FALLERALL AND FIDDLEDEEDEE OFCOURSES.
QUITE POSSIBLE,

(C+FG)ITS POSSIBLE,
(C)SO THE WORLD IS FULL OF ZANIES AND FOOLS,
(FG)WHO DONT BELIEVE IN SENSIBLE RULES,
(C)AND WONT BELIEVE WHAT SENSIBLE PEOPLE SAY,

(C&FG)AND BECAUSE THESE DAF-I-DULIO DOPES KEEP BUILDING UP IMPOSSIBLE HOPES, IMPOSSIBLE, THINGS ARE HAPPINING EVERYDAY.

(C)ITS POSSIBLE,
(FG)ITS POSSIBLE,
(C)ITS POSSIBLE,
(FG)ITS POSSIBLE,
(C)ITS POSSIBLE,
(FG)ITS POSSIBLE,
(C&FG)ITS POSSIBLE!!

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:25pm

and the hits just keep on comin'!!!! I'm going to be humming through lunch, that's for sure...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 3:06pm

What are we singing now?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 3:19pm

Me personally?

Left hand, side pocket
Right arm, akimbo and relaxed
Head up, gaze steady-
Now you're ready so you
Stroll in, survey them-
Your world, they're all invited guests.
Feel out how to play them
And remember this-
You're giving them what they want...

[ALittleNorthofKansas]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 3:20pm

We’re all going on a summer holiday.
No more working for a week or two.
Fun and laughter on a summer holiday.
No more worries for me and you.
For a week or two.

We’re going where the sun shines brightly.
We’re going where the sea is blue.
We’ve seen it in the movies.
Now let’s see if it’s true.

Everybody has a summer holiday
Doing things they always wanted to.
So we’re going on a summer holiday
To make our dreams come true
For me and you.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 3:20pm

Kansas!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/8/05 at 3:21pm

Or fishsticks from the haddock come?