Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2) — Page 605

It's day two of your trip down Romance Road. Here're a few pieces of advice you should heed. First, don't forget your vitamins. Second, prepare to learn the incalculable value of powernaps. Third, call the right person.

Call the right person? That implies more than one... I wish!

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They're lining up alright. The thing is I have no idea where the line is forming!

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Impossible!

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nevah...

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Mike: She's a lovely girl.
Tracy: Yes, isn't she? Ah, but we're afraid she has a homicidal streak


LOVE that movie...

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Tracy Samantha Lord.

We'd be a couple of swells!

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y'know, that reminds me of a song... (but then, everything usually reminds me of a song!)

We're a couple of swells
We stop at the best hotels
But we prefer the country far away from the city smells

We're a couple of sports
The pride of the tennis courts
In June, July and August we look cute when we're dressed in shorts

The Vanderbilts have asked us up for tea
We don't know how to get there, no sirree
No sirree...
We would ride up the avenue
but we haven't got the price
We would skate up the avenue
but there isn't any ice
We would ride on a bicycle
but we haven't got a bike
So we'll walk up the avenue
Yes we'll walk up the avenue
and to walk up the avenue's what we like

Wall Street bankers are we
With plenty of currency
We'd open up the safe but we forgot where we put the key

We're the favourite lads
Of girls in the picture ads
We'd like to tell who we kissed last night but we can't be cads

The Vanderbilts are waiting at the club
But how are we to get there, that's the rub
That's the rub...
We would sail up the avenue
but we haven't got a yacht
We would ride up the avenue
but the horse we had was shot
We would go on a trolleycar
but we haven't got the fare
So we'll walk up the avenue
Yes we'll walk up the avenue
And we'll walk up the avenue till we're there

We would swim up the avenue
but we haven't any lake
So we'll walk up the avenue
Yes we'll walk up the avenue
Yes a walk up the avenue's what we'll take!

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I'll take the first part of that, Addy, but the dance part? (I won't dance, don't ask me...) d*mn, did it again!

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I am gonna put Judy and Fred on now so I can hear that song! And Addy, you're right - I plan to sing and dance a lot ... OTA - EVERYTHING reminds me of a song!

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(FG)IMPOSSIBLE, FOR A PLAIN YELLOW PUMPKIN TO BECOME A GOLDIN CARIAGE,

IMPOSSIBLE, FOR A PLAIN COUNTRY BUMPKIN AND A PRINCE TO JOIN IN MARIAGE,

AND FOUR WHITE MICE WILL NEVER BE FOUR WHITE HORSES.

SUCH FALLERALL AND FIDDLEDEEDEE OFCOURSES.

IMPOSSIBLE.

BUT THE WORLD IS FULL OF ZANIES AND FOOLS,

WHO DONT BELIEVE IN SENSIBLE RULES,

AND WONT BELIEVE WHAT SENSIBLE PEOPLE SAY,

AND BECAUSE THESE DAF-I-DULIO DOPES KEEP BUILDING UP IMPOSSIBLE HOPES,

IMPOSSIBLE, THINGS ARE HAPPINING EVERYDAY.

C)IMPOSSIBLE,
FG)IMPOSSIBLE,
(C)IMPOSSIBLE,
(FG)IMPOSSIBLE,
(C)IMPOSSIBLE,
(FG)IMPOSSIBLE,
(C+FG)IMPOSSIBLE!
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(C)ITS POSSIBLE,
FOR A PLAIN YELLOW PUMPKIN TO BECOME A GOLDIN CARIAGE,

ITS POSSIBLE,
FOR A PLAIN COUNTRY BUMPKIN AND A PRINCE TO JOIN IN MARIAGE,

(FG)AND FOUR WHITE MICE ARE EASILY TURNED TO HORSES,

SUCH FALLERALL AND FIDDLEDEEDEE OFCOURSES.
QUITE POSSIBLE,

(C+FG)ITS POSSIBLE,
(C)SO THE WORLD IS FULL OF ZANIES AND FOOLS,
(FG)WHO DONT BELIEVE IN SENSIBLE RULES,
(C)AND WONT BELIEVE WHAT SENSIBLE PEOPLE SAY,

(C&FG)AND BECAUSE THESE DAF-I-DULIO DOPES KEEP BUILDING UP IMPOSSIBLE HOPES, IMPOSSIBLE, THINGS ARE HAPPINING EVERYDAY.

(C)ITS POSSIBLE,
(FG)ITS POSSIBLE,
(C)ITS POSSIBLE,
(FG)ITS POSSIBLE,
(C)ITS POSSIBLE,
(FG)ITS POSSIBLE,
(C&FG)ITS POSSIBLE!!

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What are we singing now?

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We’re all going on a summer holiday.
No more working for a week or two.
Fun and laughter on a summer holiday.
No more worries for me and you.
For a week or two.

We’re going where the sun shines brightly.
We’re going where the sea is blue.
We’ve seen it in the movies.
Now let’s see if it’s true.

Everybody has a summer holiday
Doing things they always wanted to.
So we’re going on a summer holiday
To make our dreams come true
For me and you.

Or fishsticks from the haddock come?

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