Acting on impulse has never been on your top ten list of things you just can't bring yourself to manage, and speaking your mind has also never been a problem. That goes double for now. Better hire a bodyguard.
OMG. That is so appropriate today.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
- Randy Pausch
and speaking of hilarious - I have to re-post mine for today:
If you see it and you want it, resisting the urge to pull out your plastic, your checkbook or anything else you can use for collateral will be absolutely impossible. Got willpower? Better find some.
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
just give him some popcorn and scratches on his ears and he'll be fine undi
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)